Pick up the nearest object.

[Stick Man]

A broom.

(A.) yes but I'm not saying it.

(B.) yes but I'm still not saying it.

(C.) I have a pet rabbit named Bugs (huehuehue) so i don't hurt rabbits. No matter how vicious.

[Ad Bot]

[ungabunga]

a teddy bear :3

1. No
2. YES
3.Maybe

i decided to pick up a second thing

A Pillow

1. YES
2. YES
3. No

[carolcat]

 I pick up my Metroid Prime 3: Corruption game box(w/ disk)

 1. If the game were real( so no)
 2. See above (so no)
 3. See 1 (and no)

  Dangit, why can't it all be true? ._.

 DISCLAMER: We are not responsible for you becoming corrupted with Phazon if these events do occur. You should have stayed well away from Dark Samus and/or Phazon. Once again, be careful what you wish for as it may come true ._.

[Gojira]

A Lego Dalek

1. No
2. Maybe
3. Nop.

[TomTheGeek²]

Wire Cutters

1. YES

2. YES

3. YES

[Gojira]

A Lego TARDIS on a string.

1. No
2. Maybe (boink!)
3. Nop.