Pick up the nearest object.

[skyblue6245]

a lego creation from 3 lego bricks.
1. no.
2.no.
3. BACK! BACK I SAY! (fail)

[Ad Bot]

[Pengie]

A fork.
1. No.
2. No.
3. Possibly.

[slimabob]

Baseball shoes

1.No
2.Maybe
3.Yeah

[ryu hayabusa]

Post-it

Yes
Yes
No.

[Kiddeh]

My flash drive.

1. No
2. Depends
3. No

[SeventhSandwich]

My flash drive.

1. No
2. Depends
3. No

Take the USB end of the flash drive and wire it to another USB intended for modem use.

Then plug one end into the modem and the USB on the other end is an instant tazer :P.

[Caution]

No.
No.
No.

[Sunthiel]

A Nintendo DS (Phat)
1. Nope
2. Nope
3. Probably not.

[carolcat]

 Full bottle of infinite bubbles solution.
  1-No.
  2- BLIND THEM WITH SOAP
  3-Maybe.

[destroyerdroid]

my fapping towels
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes

I'm not even joking, thats what I picked up. Now excuse me while I wash my hands.

[Teneksi]

metal floor lamp

1. Maybe
2. Probably
3. No

UH
stuff, why did I think this was recently bumped

[Jubel]

A box of Marbles

1. No
2. Sure
3. Yes

[psycopathic clown]

Myself

No
No
No....Maybe.

[Kobewarrior]

I have picked up... my monitor.
1. Probably.
2. Depends who I'm fighting.
3. Heck yas.

[lordician]

A calculator.

1. Guess not.
2. If i hit him hard enough. :D
3. Nuuuuuuu! D: