Pick up the nearest object.

[Volko]

An unused plunger.......

1. not likely
2. yush
3. Oh hell yes (based on my knowledge of "Rayman raving Rabbids")

What.  I dun even want to know.

[Ad Bot]

[Kevin]

Car keys... depends if I can use the car

1.mabye
2.proably
3.roadkill fest

[Sk8rGameFreak]

You don't have to make stuff up to boost your rep you know.  In my book, you're an idiot.

forget you dude, i seriously have oil lube and a fleshlight on my loving desk. go forget yourself, k?

[CopBlock]

forget you dude, i seriously have oil lube and a fleshlight on my loving desk. go forget yourself, k?

yes your parents would give you oil lube and a fleshlight AND let you keep it on your "loving" desk.

[TJ10]

Mouse :3

[Man 2]

TV Remote

1. I'll turn on a Justin Bieber concert. They'll go running!

2. See "1."

3. See "2."

[Volko]

forget you dude, i seriously have oil lube and a fleshlight on my loving desk. go forget yourself, k?

You don't belong here.  Telling me this just makes me hate you more.  Your parents must not be very good if you are allowed to have these items on your desk.  Get the forget out, k?

[Volko]

Penny.

No.
No.
No.

[Col.Burton]

Nentindo DS.

1. Until i'm done playing the game.
2. Its a hard thing, Probably.
3. forget yes.

[Man 2]

Samsung Rant

1. AIRSTRIKE, BITCH!

2. See "1."

3. See "2."

[Volko]

A .22 cal round.

No.
Maybe.
Nope.

I will not survive asdf

[ryu hayabusa]

Book.

No
maybe
yes.

[thomas64]

I'll turn on a Justin Bieber concert. They'll go running!

I lol'd.
Why does everyone hate him?
Note: I'm just asking, I don't particularly like him either.

[Volko]

I lol'd.
Why does everyone hate him?
Note: I'm just asking, I don't particularly like him either.

I hate him because he sounds like a premature friend who is popular because he can sing.  But that's just me.

[Fatcorny]

A crank-wind light thing
1. YUSH
2. YUSH
3. YUSH