Pick up the nearest object.

[Volko]

Sticky pad

No
No
No

[Ad Bot]

[skyblue6245]

Your nose

yes (if ur still attached, and me run!)
yes (if I can swing ya around)
yes (crush da angry bunnies!)

[Shinji]

My richard.

Yes.
Yes.
No.

[Evar678]

My pellet gun (counts as a real weapon :O)

forget yes. (pellet to zombie's face)
forget yes. (Pellet to my enemy's face)
Did it yesterday. (Seriously)

[carolcat]

...(Glances around)... I want to pick up my bed because I'm tired but that'll be thinkingggggg...

 Protractor:
  Most likely... not.
  Stab them in the eyes and beat them up w/ martial arts? Fine fine fine.
  Too melee. Maybeh.

[Blaze0]

A TV remote.

No.
Probably (Blunt, heavy whacking object.)
Piece o' cake.

[hotshot87]

A Butterfly knife.

1. Mabye
2. Yes
3. No.

[Flamecannon]

A butterfly knife

1. It flew away
2. Now the sky is dripping with butter
3. who will clean this all up

[carolcat]

 My cup full of water

 1- Holy water? No.
 2- BASHEM ON TEH HEAD no.
 3- Perfect boiling pot---no.

[Meekl]

My Frost Flying Falcon 16 inch bowie knife.
1: Probably
2: Y'ALL BETTA BELEEV IT, BOIS
3: Definitely. Rabbit fur jacket make!

[Shinedown]

A shoe box...

1. No
2. Yes
3. Maybe

[legolasruels]

A book.

1.prob...No
2.mabeh
3.I hierd u liek teh paperz?

[carolcat]

 My sis' book of "Japanese Grammar"

 1. No.
 2. I'll just pound it into their head.
 3. Japanese bunnies.

[Razre]

The zombie survival guide

1- undoubtedly
2- If used improperly properly
3- Damn I'm one handsome sonovvabitch motherforgeter gentleman.

[Joseph37b]

Unloaded Daisy air rifle

1. I could probably pistol-whip the forget outta' them.
2. Number 1.
3. They're all insignificant i could kill em' by whipping them like a motherforgeter.