Pick up the nearest object.

[TheChaosCarrier]

my cellphone.

1. yeah i'll just call the armies to rescue me
2. yeah sure
3. nope

[Ad Bot]

[King of losers]

Cool shades.

1. nope
2. I could scare them off with my cool shades on.
3. They wouldn't hurt me if I pretend to be blind.

[Cybertails1998]

A plastic bottle.

1. *Brains get eaten*
2. Maybe, if he's weak and bare-handed.
3. Bonk bonk bonk.

[Sonicfangirl11]

Grues.


1.The grues eat the zombies and I win :D
2.The grues kill eachother
3.The grues eat ME and make a whole new apocolypse.

[Block Box]

A skateboard

1.No

2.Yes

3.No

[Altered]

Germ-X bottle (yeah... I don't know why I have that...)

1: yus
2: yus
3: yus

Germ-X kills 99.9% of germs and also anyone/thing I come in contact with.

[Travis [bob36455]]

7" tall lamp
1.Possibly
2.Yes
3.Yes

[SkullCandy]

My bacon sandwich
1. I'll just tell the zombies its brains.
2. Maybe
3. Hell yes.

[Volko]

Cereal box.

No.
No.
No.

[Man 2]

Spritz bottle

1. I'm sure a little water wouldn't hurt a zombie.

2. Sure. Gangsters hate water.

3. Spritzing a rabbit would have the same effect as spritzing a cat.

[Sk8rGameFreak]

oil lube 1.yes
2.yes 3.yes

[Spartan923]

Chocolate covered rasins..

1) Hm no..

2) Not unless they are reeallllllly hungry

3) Woo keell the bunnehs with chocolate!

[Sk8rGameFreak]

fleshlight

1.yes
2.yes
3.yes

[Volko]

fleshlight

1.yes
2.yes
3.yes

You don't have to make stuff up to boost your rep you know.  In my book, you're an idiot.

[thomas64]

An unused plunger.......

1. not likely
2. yush
3. Oh hell yes (based on my knowledge of "Rayman raving Rabbids")