Author Topic: Pick up the nearest object.  (Read 22930 times)


You can't survive a zombie attack with a airsoft gun.
SHHHHH

Cell phone.

lolduh

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Strawberry juice

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes

Innocent Smoothie carton

1. Nope
2. Not a chance
3. Nah

The keyboard...
Maybe
Maybe
Too :3

Mountain Dew.

1. forget no.
2. Yeah.
3. Maybe...

I picked up my M134 Minigun. (NO KIDDING)

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. DAMN BUGGERS TOO FAST

iPod Touch.

No.
Yes.
Yes.

Flash paper.

1. Probably not.
2. Yes.
3. Maybe.

My katana.

1. Most likely.
2. Yes.
3. Most likely.

The panic button.

1. Annoy them.
2. Annoy them. Then get killed.
3. Get mauled.

My iPhone


1. Maybe... if I rig a bomb in it.
2. TAKE MY iPHONE AND BEGONE WITH YE, FIEND!
3. Maybe... if I rig some bunny food in it.

A newspaper

1. Zombies love to read The Daily Brains
2. No. The newspaper isn't Kevlar.
3. Fack no.

A wide lens for a camera...

1. See more of them
2. See more of the person i'm fighting
3. See the entire army

...

If i can use both hands to pick up 2 things at the same time.
A glass of water and a TV remote

1. For a bit..
2. Yes
3. YAY

A glass of water.

1. Very short time
2:Maybe
3:Yes

A TV Remote.

1: no
2: no
3: YUS YUS YUS