Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[ModderSlodder]

Rape the owner or the manager.

[Ad Bot]

[Zloff]

760: Eat any food you find without paying for and put the empty boxes back on the shelves.

[Man 2]

761: Walk around with a cart full of peanut butter, and not appear to be browsing for anything else. Do so for as long as possible.

[TheArmyGuy]

762. Shoot someone with your "Wepon"

[dawngaward0110]

763. Go around eating other people's ballsacks

[No dinner for king]

407: Copy a good idea like so, so many cigarettes tend to do.

409: That's the Point. now buy a sense of humor at your local Target.

[ModderSlodder]

764:Kidnap someone

[Link75635]

765: Steal their DINNER (NDFK reminded me that I must speak in YTP

[Kike]

766: Punch the manager in slow motion while reciting a nursery rhyme.

[ModderSlodder]

767: Take over the Intercom and put on "go to sleep" by eminem for all the little kids to hear >:)

[Night Fox]

768. Do this dance at a cash register: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoAlWDVe2hw

[Kike]

Sing America: forget YEAH!! on the inter com

[Some Assembly Required]

770: Grab all of the employees, throw them into the storage closet, ???, Profit.

[Chocolatemonster]

771: drive around in a little racecar.

[Altered]

772: Eat all of the things in the baby section.