Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92358 times)

773:
I know a way to KICK somebody ELSE outta walmart.
Get one of those barcode thignys, one that can be easily hidden.
Use a magnet and swipe it over the magnet 30 times.
In 30, i mean like swipe it left and right 30 times.
The, stick it under a shopping cart.
Let a guy wakl out with the cart.
ALARM RING FOLKS!

773:
I know a way to KICK somebody ELSE outta walmart.
Get one of those barcode thignys, one that can be easily hidden.
Use a magnet and swipe it over the magnet 30 times.
In 30, i mean like swipe it left and right 30 times.
The, stick it under a shopping cart.
Let a guy wakl out with the cart.
ALARM RING FOLKS!

I saw that on youtube!  :cookieMonster:

773:
I know a way to KICK somebody ELSE outta walmart.
Get one of those barcode thignys, one that can be easily hidden.
Use a magnet and swipe it over the magnet 30 times.
In 30, i mean like swipe it left and right 30 times.
The, stick it under a shopping cart.
Let a guy wakl out with the cart.
ALARM RING FOLKS!
That is soooooooooo cool.

I hope it'll work when I do it.

774:Get lots of stuff in a cart the yell "ZOMBIES!!!!RUN!!!"then run to the beding and gets lots of pillos and make a fort then hide in it.With a gun pointing out of a hole in the fort.

775:Throw juices (jeese?) at people

721: Go to that keypad door only employees are allowed in, grab the handle and bounce up and down violently,
screaming "RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGB ANANAPHONE".
oh god lol

776: Find one of those phones attached to the poles around the store and get on the intercom and say Code Blue which means there's a bomb somewhere in the store.

778: Create a clone of yourself, blow up the store Via remote controlled clone.

777: Skip 777.

779: Grab every fart cushion and put one on every chair in sight.

777:(im not skipping it) Wear a shirt that says TARGET is the BEST!

778:pole dance on every pole you see.

780: Fart loudly into the intercom.

780: Fart loudly into the intercom.
Your too late,i already said that.


782: Wear a kool kids klub costume.