Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Shadoku]

783. Pull out your snake, dip it in ink, and mushroom stamp every person you see, regardless of how long your snake is.

[Ad Bot]

[Megiaman]

Duck tape the door closed and ask everybody who wants in a certain aisle to pay you 1 dollar.

[StarDust]

785.*
Run in with a creep costume on
:D

[.Aeris.]

784 condom water balloons

[IkeTheGeneric]

Why would you want to get kicked out of Walmart in the first place?

[StarDust]

Why would you want to get kicked out of Walmart in the first place?

Cuz its fun.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Cuz its fun.

Screaming profanity in the middle of a public area is stupid, not fun.

[StarDust]

Screaming profanity in the middle of a public area is stupid, not fun.

Its fun for me C:

[MasterBlockMan]

Its fun for me C:

You never even done any of these things before, stop trying to be cool.

[StarDust]

Meh, I'll continue trying.

[Tech-Troop]

Let's get back on track.

785: Open the water guns. Fill up the guns. Shoot at everyone in the store then run out without paying. Also continue shooting people in the parking lot. When you use a water ballon, say "Frag out!" 

[Altered]

786: Throw toys at kids.
...while naked.

787: Rape the action figures and roundhouse kick people while screaming "CHUCK NORRIS FOR THE loving WIN!!".

[Pew446]

787: PINGAS

[MasterBlockMan]

788: Fling a cart down a aisle.

[Legodude77]

789:hack the intercom and tvs then rickroll the hole store.