Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92877 times)

852: Roll bouncy balls down the escalator

853: Whack everybody with bouncy balls.

854: Whack bouncy balls with everybody

855:Run in the store naked with balloons. Then get a boner and stick it in a baby's face.

856: Run in the store balloons with naked. Then get a baby and stick it in a boner's face.

857: Go into the store, tell the cashier you gotta take a dump and poop on the conveyor belt.

858. Go out of store, tell the conveyor belt you gotta take a dump and poop on the cashier.

859: Go out of store, go in again, tell the dump you gotta take a conveyor belt and cashier on the poop.

860: Rearrange peoples words.

861: Words rearrange people.

862: Play bowling with the shopping cart and shoppers

In soviet russia:
861: Words rearrange people.
863: play with the intercom phone thing

864: Poop on the manager's face.
865: Poop on products.
866: Say to the cashier that you eat stuff.

867: Do the opposite that Previous previously mentioned.

868: Advertise Target inside.