Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92340 times)

1064: Destroy the Justin Bieber CDs...

Oh wait... I wont be kicked out for that
Wow, go forget yourself, pal. loving JB Bandwaggoners are cigaretteforgets

Wow, go forget yourself, pal. loving JB Bandwaggoners are cigaretteforgets



its not google translator, you say it when something you say is bullstuff

79857086704864796884675085708 047504(i wanna go home).Eat a  :cookie:

DONT TAKE A PIC OF YO MAMA THAY LOCK U OUT FOR THAT


LOL

Piss on shirts or old people in the bathrooms.

DONT TAKE A PIC OF YO MAMA THAY LOCK U OUT FOR THAT


LOL
god, shut up with all these loving your mother jokes
they aren't and never have been funny

god, shut up with all these loving your mother jokes
they aren't and never have been funny
+1

1068: Pretend the place is an SS13 map, then smear stuff on people, and shoot people with nerf guns while screaming "DIE SYNDIE!" at the people you shoot.

Knock an old lady out of a riding cart, hump a watermelon, hump the PC games.

Do 1000 things to get kicked out of Wal Mart

Pull the fire alarm. On top of getting kicked out, you may be fined if the fire system calls the fire department.

How to get kicked out? Naw. How to annoy people in Wal-Mart? Yes:

When they're not looking, take someone's shopping cart and walk off casually with it.
While holding a weapon in the hunting section, ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.

:P

Scream cost-co is better because it really is. (no offense to you wallmart shoppers I just like cost-co better C:)