Make my Facebook status

[Gojira]

I LIEK CHOCLATE MEEKL

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[Syntho]

If you pay me well enough, I'll let you have love with me!

[Deriboy]

You look creepily like my friend.

[Klayboxx]

One.. one time I a whole bottle and then a walrus broke through my wall and was all "wtf you just that whole bottle!" And I was like "I KNOW ITS SO SCARY I DIDNT MEAN TO THE WHOLE BOTTLE!" Then my moms like "Hi."

Then I cried.

[Ryuu]

OP isn't delivering. 

[dkamm65]

Twi'Leks. ♥

[Ryuu]

Twi'Leks. ♥

THAT'S MY OLD STATUS BRO!


And they're lovey as hell.

[Squiggles]

Kevin Joseph......Baloney 

<--- GOES GREAT WITH ME SANDVICH

[heedicalking]

One of his friends has the last name Kleiner.

[Squiggles]

One of his friends has the last name Kleiner.

Does he work with a man named Gordon? :o

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[Nymethus]

One.. one time I a whole bottle and then a walrus broke through my wall and was all "wtf you just that whole bottle!" And I was like "I KNOW ITS SO SCARY I DIDNT MEAN TO THE WHOLE BOTTLE!" Then my moms like "Hi."

Then I cried.

[Mr. Bill]

"Krispy Kreme Donuts: So good you'll suck richard"

[Kevdude]

OP isn't delivering. 

I'm getting ready for a dance

Kevin Joseph......Baloney

So original

One of his friends has the last name Kleiner.

Yes. You creep

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[Menen]

Kevin Joseph Maloney.

Stalkstalkstalkstalkstalk

Maloney?

Thats Baloney

Ha ha ha!