how can you survive?

[Bushido]

stand perfectly still

he'll probably run out of ammo or nuke himself before he hits you, given the fact it's a loving scoped shotgun

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[Tremrist]

stand perfectly still

he'll probably run out of ammo or nuke himself before he hits you, given the fact it's a loving scoped shotgun

[Menen]

How do you lasso a sniper with 1 foot of string?

[Tremrist]

How do you lasso a sniper with 1 foot of string?

How do you get in the situation where your on a cliff, and a sniper is trying to kill you?

[Jetlok]

fly the magic blanket

[Soviless]

The blanket is non-magical,and contains no special qualities.Menen,you,being who you are,most likely will not comprehend what I am about to verbalize for you.

You guide a team of electrons through your skull,utilizeing quantum entanglement.You ram atoms into place,making the rope about 30 ft long.No,I did not make this up,this is quantum mechanics.Blame Plank.

[PowerDag]

Because not putting a space after punctuation makes you cool.

ONTOPIC: Throw blanket at sniper. While he's struggling to get the blanket off of him, longjump towards the other cliff face and grab onto it. Climb up, sneak behind the sniper, strangle him with your one foot of rope.

[darerd]

Alright, I think I am going to be the first to make an un-arguable post here, but...

...Take two rocks and tie them on either end of the string. Throw it at the sniper to knock him down (given, he's a stick figure!) then to get across roll the paper up then tie them together to make a rope, and tie the pen at the end. Throw the pen to jab into the side of the other cliff and stay that way. Take the blanket and the compass to  wrap around the rope, using the compass as a handle. climb up the paper rope using this new tool and when you get to the end, drop everything else and pull yourself up the other cliff. Freedom!

and now for something off topic,

Because not putting a space after punctuation makes you cool.

No, all that does it make it hard to read.

[flo777]

MMMM I wonder..... Run the other way

[Soviless]

MMMM I wonder..... Run the other way

Did you not read the earlier posts?There's an avalanche that blocks that way.

Alright, I think I am going to be the first to make an un-arguable post here, but...

...Take two rocks and tie them on either end of the string. Throw it at the sniper to knock him down (given, he's a stick figure!) then to get across roll the paper up then tie them together to make a rope, and tie the pen at the end. Throw the pen to jab into the side of the other cliff and stay that way. Take the blanket and the compass to  wrap around the rope, using the compass as a handle. climb up the paper rope using this new tool and when you get to the end, drop everything else and pull yourself up the other cliff. Freedom!

and now for something off topic,No, all that does it make it hard to read.

Your improvised bolas fall apart in mid flight. And I made an un arguable post.

[Qwepir]

stand perfectly still

he'll probably run out of ammo or nuke himself before he hits you, given the fact it's a loving scoped shotgun

Shotguns are plenty lethal at the given range in this situation. Also maybe he's using slugs.

[Soviless]

Shotguns are plenty lethal at the given range in this situation. Also maybe he's using slugs.

You are correct.Thank you for the clarification.

Bushido,you are dead.

[ShadowLord]

Activate your Superman powers then fly up to him and draw a moustache on his face then put on your blanket and go to sleep till he is gone.

[Bushido]

You are correct.Thank you for the clarification.

Bushido,you are dead.

alright then

incidentally, when exactly did you start running the show

[Menen]

alright then

incidentally, when exactly did you start running the show

He wants to be king