Author Topic: E3 2010  (Read 65185 times)

Sorcery: A handicapped Harry Potter rip off with stuffty Auto-Aim wagglan controls which will ultimately be forgotten soon after its release.

3D3D3D3D3D3D!!!!:Pay thousands of dollars to for stuffty, eye straining, non working 3D on your PS3! PUT UR GLAZZES ON NAO!!!

Killzone 3: WOW ANOTHER FPS, HOLY stuff AWESOME!

Medal of Honor: Wow a port! Thanks for announcing a game I won't be playing on your system!

Portal 2: Wow another port! Can't wait to play this on PC!

Twisted Metal: Wow! I think they are talking about a new Vigilante 8 ga- Oh WTF is twisted metal? Didn't the ps2 game get released straight into the bargain bin? I don't remember anyone ever talking about it. Then the demo.. UGH, Nuke was handicapped, THE AIM OF THE GAME IS THOS, THEN DO THOS, need a forgetin manual to remember it all.

LBP2: Make your own games :|

Kevin Butler: friend Waffler appealing to casuals. Anyone that seriously calls themselves a "GAEMER" is a massive friend.

Medal of Honor: Wow a port! Thanks for announcing a game I won't be playing on
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Sorcery: A handicapped Harry Potter rip off with stuffty Auto-Aim wagglan controls which will ultimately be forgotten soon after its release.

3D3D3D3D3D3D!!!!:Pay thousands of dollars to for stuffty, eye straining, non working 3D on your PS3! PUT UR GLAZZES ON NAO!!!

Killzone 3: WOW ANOTHER FPS, HOLY stuff AWESOME!

Medal of Honor: Wow a port! Thanks for announcing a game I won't be playing on your system!

Portal 2: Wow another port! Can't wait to play this on PC!

Twisted Metal: Wow! I think they are talking about a new Vigilante 8 ga- Oh WTF is twisted metal? Didn't the ps2 game get released straight into the bargain bin? I don't remember anyone ever talking about it. Then the demo.. UGH, Nuke was handicapped, THE AIM OF THE GAME IS THOS, THEN DO THOS, need a forgetin manual to remember it all.

LBP2: Make your own games :|

Kevin Butler: friend Waffler appealing to casuals. Anyone that seriously calls themselves a "GAEMER" is a massive friend.
I can look at things just like you!

3DS: Another system to spend my money on!

Zelda: Wow, it's another game is the same exact story again!

Kirby: Another game for the little kids!

Mario Sports Mix: Dumb casual game.

NBA Jam: Another shovelware sports title

Isn't that great when I talk about all games like this?  Isn't it fun to make everything sound as if it's the worst thing invented without knowing ANYTHING about the games? 
« Last Edit: June 16, 2010, 12:50:42 PM by Marcem »

Sorcery: A handicapped Harry Potter rip off with stuffty Auto-Aim wagglan controls which will ultimately be forgotten soon after its release.

3D3D3D3D3D3D!!!!:Pay thousands of dollars to for stuffty, eye straining, non working 3D on your PS3! PUT UR GLAZZES ON NAO!!!

Killzone 3: WOW ANOTHER FPS, HOLY stuff AWESOME!

Medal of Honor: Wow a port! Thanks for announcing a game I won't be playing on your system!

Portal 2: Wow another port! Can't wait to play this on PC!

Twisted Metal: Wow! I think they are talking about a new Vigilante 8 ga- Oh WTF is twisted metal? Didn't the ps2 game get released straight into the bargain bin? I don't remember anyone ever talking about it. Then the demo.. UGH, Nuke was handicapped, THE AIM OF THE GAME IS THOS, THEN DO THOS, need a forgetin manual to remember it all.

LBP2: Make your own games :|

Kevin Butler: friend Waffler appealing to casuals. Anyone that seriously calls themselves a "GAEMER" is a massive friend.
Zelda: Beating a dying horse.

Mario Sports Mix: Casual shovelware.

Kirby: Once again beating a dead horse, how about nintendo come out with some original IPs instead of making 50 kirby, mario, and zelda games.

Donkey Kong Country: A game that would've been good in 2004.

Epic Mickey: what the forget is this stuff, gonna flop.

Dragon Quest: Another lame JRPG.

Golden Sun: ANOTHER lame JRPG.

Golden Eye: A game from 1997 being ported thirteen years later, shows how much original content Nintendo has given us over the past two decades.

Metroid: Some side scrolling stuff that doesn't even look like the metroid games on gamecube, going to suck.

Kid Icarus: This looks gay.

Everything at E3 this year was lame. Except Kinect and Portal 2.


Everything at E3 this year was lame. Except Kinect and Portal 2.
Valve fanboy.

Valve fanboy.
Not his fault Portal 2 looks actually really sweet. I'm definitely more interested than I was for Portal 1.

Arc twisted metal series has been a huge hits for years.
Unless your 9 years old or lived under a rock I don't know how you couldn't have been aware.

Arc twisted metal series has been a huge hits for years.
Unless your 9 years old or lived under a rock I don't know how you couldn't have been aware.
I love the new one already

Something TBA will be on in half an hour.

Deus ex human revolution is next.

Completely useless. No gameplay footage, barely any information.

They basicly told us "You can talk to people, and it might change stuff."
« Last Edit: June 16, 2010, 02:30:46 PM by tails »

Deus ex human revolution is next.

Completely useless. No gameplay footage, barely any information.

They basicly told us "You can talk to people, and it might change stuff."
So if i talk to the guy behind the bar i might die later in the story?

Turns out if you talk to a person, There's a 50% chance they might stab you.

Personally I think Medal of honor had always been the better game.