The animal activist thing leads to other anti-war activists. Most are completely void of a brain, they think that all war is bad. That no matter what, whatever the circumstances, war is evil. I agree that war shouldn't be the first thing to leap into a diplomat's mind, but many of our wars have been necessary. If we didn't fight some of our wars, we wouldn't be a country today. Examples: WWII and American Revolution.
Animals will die. Animals will go extinct, and so the cycle of life on Earth continues.
iunno if america doesnt plug that oil leak theres gonna be alot more dead seals.;)
Pandas are loving stupid.
Thank you for sharing your wonderful opinion.
"Not the cuddly, wuddly panda!" you exclaim, possibly chewing on a gender-neutral flax-soy bar. Well guess what? The panda is nature's loser, an animal so far gone that it won't even have love without the aid of several Chinese zookeepers. When a species' sole responsibility is to "get busy" and it still doesn't bother, then we, as people who have to go to goddamn work every day, lose sympathy.Speaking as men, we can tell you--when an animal has lost interest in its own snake, it wants to die. Scientists are considering cloning the species, but when you've got a room full of super-biologists stuck photocopying an animal that was too stupid to exist the first time, it isn't going to be long before they start thinking: "We could build a far better panda--with four arms! And laser vision! And neon pink! And isn't mystified by its own genitals!"So how do we finish them off? Pandas might be doing it themselves (by not doing it themselves), but as long as they have the "awww big teddy weddy bear!" appeal people are going to keep them around. But we know the secret that will truly encourage their extinction: they're carnivores. The cute color scheme blinds people to the fact that it's still a couple hundred pounds of goddamned bear. Another panda gets stuck in a tree, and has to be rescued by the fire department.Bamboo is their depression comfort food since they've become too slow and fat to hunt anything but firmly rooted plants, but they'll still eat any small animals they get their paws on. We have a plan to stop all the panda-pandering. We can't get into it now, but it involves a zoo, a basket of puppies and a YouTube account.
I have a joke for you.A seal walks into a club. dadun chhh
