What would you do if you met the above user in a dark alley?

[tay104]

I take a knife to your heart before your dreams can come true.  I win.

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

You'll need a wooden stake if you want to stab me to death.
Dance all over your face with King of Losers

[shafin25]

Rape

[Skyfrost]

i would press a button, run very far away, and then let my sniper on a rooftop launch a shell filled with seminuclear explosive powder between the eyes of my attacker

hmmm

[Dusty12]

Bind him and plaster him to the bottom of a dumpster so he will be crushed and flattened by a garbage truck.

[Previous]

Summon Chuck Norris.

[TeslaCoil]

Knock you out

[Colten]

Walk past them
What the hell am I doing in a dark ally anyway

[LordCutlerBeckett]

lewinsky.

[duke 838]

Take a picture :D

[T0XIC]

eat you

[Lil D]

Fit my shants.

[Kike]

I'd. . . . .use bombs wisely. . .

[Orion]

rape

[Marcem]

rape