What would you do if you met the above user in a dark alley?

[Man 2]

BUMP

[Ad Bot]

[Sebster 105]

Take the nearest sharp object and stab you.

[Colten]

Well we 'met' meaning I talked to you, so I guess the fact that I even bothered talking to you must mean youre cool so I would exchange AIM/MSN/Phone Number and get on my way

[Night Fox]

Stab in the face.

[Colten]

Pull the knife out of my face, slit your throat, dump your body in a river and then go home to wash-up

[Night Fox]

Laugh, because all that was just said is impossible since I stay away from dark alleys.

[Muzzles56]

Laugh, because all that was just said is impossible since I stay away from dark alleys.

Stab in the face.

:/
Also, I'd poke them

[Soviet]

Walk around them.

[Tom Gunn]

Do an Irish Jig and guzzle two big ones with you.

Muzzles can come too.

[Night Fox]

:/
Also, I'd poke them

Wut?

Say hi.

[Muzzles56]

Wut?

Say hi.

Im saying it as if I was talking to someone else

Do an Irish Jig and guzzle two big ones with you.

Muzzles can come too.

:D

Also, Id point at them and shout "Bacon or cheese?!"

[?]

I would jump on their head and then start slapping them.

[sir dooble]

I would jump on they're head and then start slapping them.

I'd correct their grammar and be on my way.

[thomas64]

Bump.

also:
I would ask you if you had any questions, answer them, and leave.

[MinaKitsune]

I'd go around you since I don't know you anyways :D