Girlfriend.;~;
A new computer.Most likely this.
I will use public transit and buy the highest options on that thing instead of a car.
Or you could assemble it for half the price.
Unfortunately I am incompetent and afraid of trying it.
ಠ_ಠGrow a pair.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/8b97/That would be cool.