Author Topic: What happens to Mario?  (Read 20818 times)

I'd be the first not to make a raping post about mario.

Mario fights a little goomba

Then the little goomba rapes him.

Then the ground rapes him.

Mario Loses 1 Coin, Then Luigi Kills Mario

The coin, Luigi and Jump Stab rape Mario's dead body.

Altered is watching this while raping the schoolgirl.

The schoolgirl and I rape Mario.

Mario vanishes out of existance.

Mario vanishes out of existance.

Nintendo quickly starts up a new franchise in the absence of Mario. It is about Marty-o and his brother Louie as they adventure through the Fungus zone.

Marty-o gets raped. By Mario's nonexistance.


All the fungus in the fungus zone rapes Marty-o and Louie.

Then he beats the level, lowers the flag, and gets gang-raped as soon as he enters the castle.


Mario quickly retrieves arms from magic chest and rapes himself with it.

mario gets kidnapped by rape, and rape rapes him.