I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE ARMY SIR.I WILL FIGHT THE GLASS, SIR.I WILL PUT MY LIFE ON THE LINE , SIR.I WILL FIGHT AGAINST ALL ODDS, INFLICTING MAXIMUM DAMAGE,USING TANKS, ROCKETS, BOMBS, NUKES, LASERS, OR OTHERWISE,WEWILLWIN!,SIR!
The glass general and his units are ready to deploy!
THEY HAVE NO GUNS!
ARES IS SECRETLY INFILTRATED YOUR ESTABLISHMENTWE ARE NOW SAPPING YOUR SENTRIES AND BACKSTABBIN YOUR HEAVIES AND ENGIESYOU ARE ALL DEAD HUEHUE
OPERATION WOLFSHARD-ONE WILL COMMENCE AT 3 PM CENTRAL. ALL AVAILABLE TROOPS WILL MOBILIZE AND ENTER BEDROOM SERVERS.TROOPS WILL INFORM THE NATIVES OF THE HORRORS OF THE GLASS MENACE. [EXPUNGED].OPERATION WOLFSHARD-TWO WILL COMMENCE AT 4 PM CENTRAL. ALL AVAILABLE TROOPS WILL SPAWN TANK VEHICLES IN BEDROOM SERVERS AND BOMBARD THE GLASS. IF TANKS ARE UNAVAILABLE BRUTE FORCE WILL BE UTILIZED.OPERATION WOLFSHARD-THREE WILL COMMENCE AT 5 PM CENTRAL. ALL AVAILABLE TROOPS WILL REPORT A TALLY OF THEIR VICTORIES OVER THE GLASS. WE WILL RELEASE A TOTAL OF GLASS DESTRUCTIONS FOR THAT DAY.
