"If there was a serial killer chasing you in your house, and you were in an upstairs bathroom while he was checking the kitchen downstairs, what would you do?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Killer in the kitchen or bathroom."
That just basically turned my question into a simplified statement.
"Help, I'm being raped with a carrot by Lady Gaga!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Egg reipurediherupu stupid fake!"
What.
"There is a man shouting "double rainbow!", and it annoys me."
...56 translations later we get:
"Group, but it is true that the two attacks."
Can I get any more poor English from this thing?