Original text:
"how about a gun that shoots bullets that look like dogs and when their shoot it makes a dog noise and when it hits someone it makes dog getting hurt noise"
...56 translations later we get:
"Dogs and Guns and ammunition, loss or damage to the health of people with the big dogs."
Original text:
"lol a candy cane shotgun shots candy canes same to the puppie one ONLY it shots puppies"
...56 translations later we get:
"Hip Hop Dog River crest"
Original text:
"A.R.C. is a furry"
...56 translations later we get:
"Business."