Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)

[Ev Dowg]

Yo Momma is so fat, that she thought a bus full of white kids was a twinkie.

CORRECTION: Yo momma's so fat that when she saw a bus full of white kids she shouted "Stop that Twinkie!"

[Ad Bot]

[Cyanian]

Yo momma so old Jesus signed her yearbook.

Yo momma's teeth so buttery when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up.

Yo momma so ugly that

[Ev Dowg]

:3 Hiya Cyan!

On-Topic: Yo mommas so fat that when she walked by the buffalo they all said "I want her..."

[goobler402]

Your mother.

[Man 2]

Your mother is so obese. She's just... so, so obese.

[Kalphiter]

Yo Mamma's like a hardware store, 5 Cents a screw.

Yo momma's like a parking meter, 10 cents for 10 minutes.

[Sk8rGameFreak]

Yo momma's like a candy store. 1$ a candy bar.

yo mama is like a lollipop, unwrap it and give it a lick.

[Sk8rGameFreak]

CORRECTION: Yo momma's so fat that when she saw a bus full of white kids she shouted "Stop that Twinkie!"

wrong,

yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and said "ooh look, a twinkie"

[Kapturrith]

Your mother is so hairy, she went as Chewbacca for Halloween and didn't need a costume.
Your mother is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Your mother is so fat, she's the reason for Urstar fish.

[Scarpelt]

Yo mama is so fat, she had to wake up in SECTIONS.

[Julius The 1st]

Yo Mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, water became extinct in the MULTIverse.
Yo Mama's so fat, her vagina's a black hole.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the front door rang, she went to the microwave instead.

[Kapturrith]

Your mother is so fat, Hugums.
 

[nano block]

Yo mamma so lazy she chases parked cars.  

Yo mamma so old the key on Benjamin franklin's kite was to her apartment

yo mamma so heavy and dumb that when she steps On a scale it says "error"
and she thinks her weight is "error"

[Scarpelt]

Yo mamma so lazy she chases parked cars.  

Yo mamma so old the key on Benjamin franklin's kite was to her apartment

yo mamma so heavy and dumb that when she steps On a scale it says "error"
and she thinks her weight is "error"

Oh forget nanos back.

[Julius The 1st]

Your mother is so fat, Hugums.
 

Hugums', yo mama.