Roll to Dodge: Zombie Survival Edition

[No, FROHman Elite!]

I strap myself in.

[Ad Bot]

[Muzzles56]

I strap on a strap-on

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Why is it that I always pull topics out of the mud.

[agent132]

Teh munchkins are takin ovar!

[BobSevenSevens]

Muzzles56 (N/A): Since you were stunned, none of the actions you said count. You  are now unstunned.

agent132 (6): You successfully made it into the chopper, leaving the burning gas can to torch a horde of zombies.

? (6): You strap yourself in so good that a laptop with Internet and Blockland pops into your hands magically.
New Item: Laptop

CopBlock (4): You strap yourself in successfully.

No, FROHman Elite!: (4): Same as above.

Muzzles56 (3): Since everyone else went, your stun already wore off. As you get in the heli, a zombie pulls off your $1000 Michael Jackson shoe.

[Muzzles56]

Eat bagel

[BobSevenSevens]

Muzzles56 (4): You succesfully eat your bagel, remembering to butter it and toast it.

[agent132]

Throw others out of helicopter!

[?]

Throw agent out of helicopter!

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Shoot agent.

[masterockets]

Get everything you can into a backpack, then run to the roof

[CopBlock]

Argue with the pilot to leave anyone not on the helicopter

[agent132]

Lol I'm hated!

[BobSevenSevens]

agent132 (2) You attempt to push ? out of the heli, but miss and smash your face on a chair.

? (5): You throw agent out of the chopper. He lands in the local dump on top of a pile of crap. Literally.

No, FROHman Elite! (2): You decide not to shoot agent because he's too far away.

masterockets (N/A): You got waiting listed for being afk.

CopBlock (5): You successfully argue, and the chopper takes you guys to Bob S. International Military Base.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

I do nothing.