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What. the. forget.

Not only am I sieged by four or five groups of semi to high level creatures (and a goblin ambush led by a minotaur crossbowtaur) all of which managed to loving kill a forgotten beast, now I have to deal with a exploding titan of fire.
I should just cut the crap and put a sign saying "Hello, welcome to our siege convention! You can destroy several objects outside, or fight loving exploding fire giants or huge fruit bats that have deadly webs! Have a nice wait, and we'll open the gates never!"
I guess I was overdue for an incredibly unfair series of attacks at once.
It's just a red G btw, apparently it's hidden behind a ramp.
edit1: And just to piss me off, it's apparently torching the landscape.
Those dwarves have it bad.
edit2: and they killed him also.
Those bitches are scary.
AHHAHA
Another siege, they sure are loving late, especially since they're the second lowest level one and my fortress is already nearly dead, and the environment is pretty much razed.
oh my god
the force of darkess is more vile than a thousand rotting dwarf corpses/
they just won't stop
Tl;dr: I open the door and then more sieges start, when the originals managed to kill a forgotten beast (a giant fruit bat) and a megabeast (a exploding flame giant)
« Last Edit: September 20, 2010, 10:25:14 PM by CAPTCHA »

Dwarf Fortress is good at causing a stuffstorm and making you rage.

WHAT

HOLY HECK MY ARMY JUST KILLED A FLYING FORGOTTEN BEAST


...that has no eyes???

how the heck

a migrant with legendary wrestling AND fighting

A legendary migrant with-
*drum roll*
Cheesemaking :(

A legendary migrant with-
*drum roll*
Cheesemaking :(

I got one with legendary stone carving
*shades*
« Last Edit: September 23, 2010, 09:13:39 PM by CAPTCHA »

As an adventurer I got shot in the skull by a bronze bolt, it tore through my head, fractured my skull, tore a tendon and forced my brain through my helmet.



forgetin' badass.

I love losing in this game.
So much fun.
Ah forget how do you go up and down from layers again?
i seem to have forgotten.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2010, 01:00:45 AM by PossesedAngel »

Shift-> for down
Shift-< for up.

Gentlemen.


And the fortress was never heard from again.



I loved that back the days.
but now i dont play indev anymore.
Edit:One of my guys just PUNCHED,a monkey to bits.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2010, 01:12:49 PM by PossesedAngel »

One of my friends told me that elves told him not to cut the trees, when they traded, their inventory was full of tree...

Yeah pansy elves are always like 'you MURDERERS can BUTCHER at maximum 8 trees for the next millennia or we'll hate you or some stuff and then when they trade everything is made of wood. But you can't trade them anything wood or they pack up and leave.