How much do you suck?

[SeventhSandwich]

Well let's see, I have:

Never kissed or even gotten a girlfriend or any stuff like that
Gone fourteen months without a haircut and still going
A tendency to spend all of my time staring at various screens
Bob Ross on my mp3 player
A horribly pale skin tone
Poor hygiene
Insomnia
Massive quantities of social ineptitude

Yep, I suck.

Don't forget about diabetes soon.

[Ad Bot]

[dkamm65]

I suck at everything I do.

[ryu hayabusa]

My frind gained muscles in 4 days from working out while I, working out everyday havent :C

[Ladios]

I suck at everything I do.

And when you imply "do" as love, suddenly this statement does not seem so negative.

[Moriarty]

i dont go to my friend's house because then they'll think AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU LIKE OUR DAUGHTERRRRR
i would be like wtf

[Regulith]

I discovered something today

The cutest girl I've ever seen is my cousin's girlfriend

I don't know if that counts as sucking but I think it's pretty fail

[Trop]

Don't forget about diabetes soon.

What- What did- I- Did I do something wro-... I don't get it.

[Moybus]

I discovered something today

The cutest girl I've ever seen is my cousin's girlfriend

I don't know if that counts as sucking but I think it's pretty fail

Post was lol inducing

[Regulith]

Post was lol inducing

Glad you got a laugh out of my ridiculous misfortune, though I don't see how.

[Moybus]

Glad you got a laugh out of my ridiculous misfortune, though I don't see how.

half of it probably came from me misreading "my cousin's girlfriend" for "my cousin"

because incest

[Regulith]

half of it probably came from me misreading "my cousin's girlfriend" for "my cousin"

because incest

I saw that coming so far away I needed a telescope

[IkeTheGeneric]

I suck at physical sports

[Exoyo]

I may suck, but you swallow. 

[VerticalHorizon]

I'm engaged, I'm hot, and I have a big richard. Problem?

[_Rave_]

First girlfriend: 6th grade

?

I suck because I make fun of people. :c