Well let's see, I have:Never kissed or even gotten a girlfriend or any stuff like thatGone fourteen months without a haircut and still goingA tendency to spend all of my time staring at various screensBob Ross on my mp3 playerA horribly pale skin tonePoor hygieneInsomniaMassive quantities of social ineptitudeYep, I suck.
I suck at everything I do.
Don't forget about diabetes soon.
I discovered something todayThe cutest girl I've ever seen is my cousin's girlfriendI don't know if that counts as sucking but I think it's pretty fail
Post was lol inducing
Glad you got a laugh out of my ridiculous misfortune, though I don't see how.
half of it probably came from me misreading "my cousin's girlfriend" for "my cousin"because incest
First girlfriend: 6th grade