Roll: You Must Destroy The Wall v2.1 - UPDATES

[Previous]

SHOOT BOMBS FROM MY EYES

You'll do that in the next roll.

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[Scarpelt]

Summon Brick Monster Buster Missle and obviously shoot it at the Brick Monster/

[skelolego229]

roll to deliver the finishing blow to the brick monster minion

*equip shades for extra cool damage*



Did you hear the one about the wall monster?



its to die for
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[kanew2000]

Equip shades of hades and fire firey blast out of them
lolrhyme

[Previous]

Poison the wall
I won't make the player status list only for the recent moves.
You'll have to memorize your status for yourself.

SHOOT BOMBS FROM MY EYES

Jenxas: (3) You shoot bombs from your eyes. BOOOOOooom! You hit the slimy slime!

Summon Brick Monster Buster Missle and obviously shoot it at the Brick Monster/

Scarpelt: (6) You summon the Brick Monster Buster Missile. You fire it! WTFBOOOooOoOoOoOooOOOM!
Scarpelt (double roll): (5) You summon another Brick Monster Buster Missile. You fire it! BooooOoOoOOM!

Equip shades of hades and fire firey blast out of them
lolrhyme

kanew2000: (1) lolyoufail. You try shooting fire and you get on fire.UBERRAGE.

roll to deliver the finishing blow to the brick monster minion

*equip shades for extra cool damage*



Did you hear the one about the wall monster?



its to die for
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

skelolego229: (5) You get a good number, but it doesn't work.

Poison the wall.

Previous: (5) I poison the wall.
PLAYER STATUS:
?: NO MOVE
Previous: PERFECT
Jenxas: GOOD, UBERRAGE, WOUNDED
skelolego229: FAIL, IS GIVING AWAY MOUNT, HAS INVISIBLE SUNGLASSES AS SUMMON
kanew2000: FAIL
Wall's Turn
Wall HP: 91571 (-100)
Status: POISON
Summons: Brick Monster, Slimy Slime, Slimy Slime (-slimy slime)

Wall: (2) The wall tried Magnet. But it didn't work very well and killed it's Slimy Slime.
Brick Monster: (1) Tried to throw rocks at wall, but missed.
Slimy Slime: (4) Summons Ephialtes.
Ephialtes will attack next turn.
The Wall feels pain from the poison, and takes some damage.

[Jenxas]

Attempt to upgrade UBERRAGE to a mode that kills me after the next move, SUICIDALforgetYOURAGE

[kanew2000]

ERUPT FIREY LAVA FROM SHADES OF HADES AT THE WALL WITH UBERRAGE.

[kanew2000]

kanew2000: (1) lolyoufail. You try shooting fire and you get on fire.UBERRAGE

also,this is proof you gave me uberrage :s

[Jenxas]

Also, did everyone notice that Previous does updates every 4-6 actions.
In other words, go go go go go

[Scarpelt]

Summon lvl 3 Sentry.

[Previous]

Update tomorrow, guys.

[skelolego229]

roll to study the wall for weakpoints, more damage next roll

[masterockets]

Trick the wall and summons to look the other way at a monkey toy

[shafin25]

Use Life Drainer and make it drain wall's life per turn.
If not possible,
Throw a grenade at the wall.

[Cybertails1998]

DGHADNSBXCJK
DON MY BLACK-FRAMED RED&BLUE GLASSES AND UNLOAD MY REVOLVER CANNON AT THE BRICK MONSTER. (durr, cortex command)
And one of the shots at the wall, too.

You don't bother letting in some users, do you.