SPACE ADVENTURE REDUX - beter than deadrooster!!

[comr4de]

I see what you did there

[Ad Bot]

[Tingalz]

"Alright people, we've got 2 destroyers and 5 cruisers coming in at the Alpha quadrant, and 1 destroyer and 2 cruisers at the Beta quadrant. That's you, Hoplite!

[kanew2000]

fire 2 lasers at the biggest ship.

then fire a gamma.

[comr4de]

Tell two of the lamcamtu to focus on the destroyer, you  and the middle can take the cruisers.


Fire all gammas at the closest ship.

[kanew2000]

Tell two of the lamcamtu to focus on the destroyer, you  and the middle can take the cruisers.

Fire lasers on both cruisers and a gamma at the closest one.

[Tingalz]

Tell two of the lamcamtu to focus on the destroyer, you  and the middle can take the cruisers.


Fire all gammas at the closest ship.

now with flashy healthbars so people can see beter

[IkeTheGeneric]

Bring up the enemies on the communication screen and tell them to go forget themselves in alienese.

[comr4de]

Tell that one handicap ship to get into the fight.

Fire other lasers, and launch the fighters.


uuh I can't relaly think of anything else

[Tingalz]

Bring up the enemies on the communication screen and tell them to go forget themselves in alienese.

Seems like such a great time to open up a channel and express your despise
You get a response from a toraai queen on the larger ship


"You stand in our way, so we must clear you. You are simply trees that we must cut down for us survive, and you just happened to be in the wrong place. Accept your fate now, and die."

[ultimamax]

say "You look like a stuff I took, ma'am."

[Tingalz]

Now you're just asking for a full missile barrage

[IkeTheGeneric]

Ask if she got a new haircut recently, as it looks nice on her.

[Tingalz]

Three. That's probably all the missiles it would take to lower your shields.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Okay, fine. They're loving ugly and don't deserve to live any longer.

Attempt to blasticatanate them

[Tingalz]

3 Gamma lasers - 4 Energy cost each, average 5 damage, 2 turn recharge. (2 recharging)
2 Standard Issue Lasers - 2 Energy cost each. Average 3 damage, 1 turn recharge.
3 Rocket pods - 1 damage each, 8 rocket salvo, 0 Energy cost, 1 turn recharge, 12/12 ammo(4 ammo each).

Yes sir we have quite a selection of fine wines and weapons of destruction for you.