My bro caught me masterbateing to research.

[Makingblah]

NOW THEY ARE BRAINWASHING YOU. D:!

I knew getting you that laptop computer was a bad idea. I just knew it. :C

I'm Mr. Mafair. I'm Italian, I'm a loving person.

[Ad Bot]

[*Magick* Mage]

I'm Mr. Mafair. I'm Italian, I'm a loving person.

You aren't Italian. ITALIANS DON'T DRINK UNDER-AGED D:!

Oh wait.....

[Moybus]

smoking pot with your bros every here and there isn't going to forget you up at all, really.

but I've met plenty of people who my mom went to college with that didn't ever stop smoking pot, and there are definitely noticeable problems.


also yes, drinking underage can easily stunt brain cell production.

[SuperBryno]

[Pouch]

Usually, Dads, are the ones who encourage you to masturbate.

[SeventhSandwich]

Usually, Dads, are the ones who encourage you to masturbate.

The ones who touch you.

[Alex Man!]

(You had to play Bioshock 2 to get this) Here is young Charlie trying to masturbate. BUT THE PARASITES SAY NO

[DrenDran]

It's spelt Masturbating. One thing I hate is people who can't spell Masturbating right.
I completely agree, and if you're going to go do it, at least have the mentality to use a condom. At least.Completely true, underage drinking is bad. Even though I haven't heard of brain defects from underage drinking, there are definitely liver defects.I also agree. Pot can mess up your lungs, but proper tests can't be done on this. Usually pot is mixed with tobacco. However, pot is only 3 times worse then tobacco, and it would have to be used in the same amount of tobacco to get the effect. If you have a joint completely of weed, it's bad, but here's the thing, you're not going to. You use so little weed in a joint and much more tobacco. So, if you were to smoke the weed in a pipe/bong, the effects would be much different. You would not inhale the tobacco and have much less to damage your lungs.

Weed can however, have a negative affect on the mind after say, 15 years of smoking it. That's saying you smoke one a week for 15 years though, which just doesn't happen for me. If you did it every day for a year, fuuuuck.

Enjoy my knowledge lecture!

Do you have any loving idea what you're talking about?

[Hectic]

This is funny, few months ago you were like. "No I don't watch research, jacking off is bad for you"

Excuse me sir, but I have never said that jacking off is bad. And as for the research thing I just recently got in to it. So your 2 months late my friend.

[Sarge]

My dad ALMOST walked in on me jerkin' it.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING STORY MIGHT BE UNREADABLE

It was winter, so I had my heavy blankets on my bed. I was fapping really hard, so it got hot. I take the blankets off of me and continue the fapping session. Suddenly, I hear someone grab my bedroom's door knob (we have those old-timey door knobs that need to be locked with a skeleton key). I pull my PJs up, and sit upright so my shadow would help conceal my boner somewhat. He then comes in the room, grabs his boots, and walks out. I felt like I needed to do a victory fap because I realized how good my ninja skills were.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

also yes, drinking underage can easily stunt brain cell production.

Is that why my uncle's such a forgetful stupid richard all the time?

[JAW959]

My dad ALMOST walked in on me jerkin' it.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING STORY MIGHT BE UNREADABLE

It was winter, so I had my heavy blankets on my bed. I was fapping really hard, so it got hot. I take the blankets off of me and continue the fapping session. Suddenly, I hear someone grab my bedroom's door knob (we have those old-timey door knobs that need to be locked with a skeleton key). I pull my PJs up, and sit upright so my shadow would help conceal my boner somewhat. He then comes in the room, grabs his boots, and walks out. I felt like I needed to do a victory fap because I realized how good my ninja skills were.

And nothing of value was gained that day.

[Sarge]

And nothing of value was gained that day.

+1 Perception

[legofanatic]

victory fap

lol'd

[BlackMod]

I felt like I needed to do a victory fap because I realized how good my ninja skills were.

I lol'd a bit.