Author Topic: The amazingly unfortunate adventures of...  (Read 9542 times)


CALL AGENT SQUIGGLES
ASK TO LEND GUN
ASK TO JOIN PARTY
KILL ROBOT TOGETHER
Stop being stupid.
This is after he died. 'Acquaintance' means he only met him once. Fuggin'


Before Zoge can attempt to do any of the above...


Everything goes black.














You wake up and find yourself here.

Notes
You appear to be in some form of Hell world
It is raining a strange red liquid.
To your left there appears to be a cliff.
The building appears to be on it's own, it is not attached to anything, it is just a large concrete cube.
The supposed door to the supposed market looks more like a dark portal. (Eerie music)
NEW: previously visited locations

It's all coming back to him now. Zoge remebers why he was there. A Demon named Yuityrm from the realm of hell sent out group of androids that could send living beings to the plains of hell so he could feed off their soul. In doing this, he would gather enough power to create a permanent portal between The plains of Hell and the realm of the living. Zoge's mission was to find the demon and slay him.

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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Fine, small headache
Mental state: freaked out
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe), Yuityrm the demon lord (Mortal enemy).
Inventory: plastic cup(1), strange tooth-like dagger(1)
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Perks: Dynamic Hairstyling (Character's hairstyle changes with every turn)
Karma: -1 (Neutral)
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)
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KNOW/PREVIOUSLY VISITED LOCATIONS known by ZOGE
Small island peninsula
Island beach
Plains of Hell cliff
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SUGGESTED COMMANDS for ZOGE
Attempt to leave Hell
Investigate Market
Examine Tooth dagger in inventory

Jack off so hard that your sperm will send you flying, out of he'll.

Jack off so hard that your sperm will send you flying, out of he'll.

Use plastic cup to collect rain

Jack off so hard that your sperm will send you flying, out of he'll.

This.


Jack off so hard that your sperm will send you flying, out of he'll.
So glad Zoge forgot to pack his snake.
Use plastic cup to collect rain
I'll draw that tomorrow, I'm out of the mood right now.
(11:30 PM)

What program do you use to make your pictures?

Scream "OH MY GOD I'M IN HELL NOOOOOO" and stuff your pants.

Or,
Search for a doorknob to open the black door.

go in

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG


Yuityrm the demon lord (Mortal enemy).


Wait, if he is a demon then he is not mortal........




 :cookieMonster:

Onaseriousnote: Enter portal