White Paint, Soldier's Stash, and Texas Ten Gallon for some Sam and Max items.
The other day I was trading with another guy, asked if he had the two items, and put them up. By his attitude he seemed willing to trade them. I was happy, so I showed him my offer, the offer I have above, and just when we were about to make the trade, he said "nice try cigarette", and canceled. All I thought was "Wow, what a 10 year old douche."