2 is the best.
WHAT IS THIS PLACE
LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF FLAT SURFACED AREA
THERE IS A BUCKET OF WATER OVER THERE
WHO CARES ABOUT STUPID WATER WE ARE NOT DEFEATING THIRST
I AM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE ON THE ROOF UP THERE
NEVERMIND THAT WHAT ARE YOU NOT NOT DOING UP ON THE ROOF HERE
I AM
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