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I was walking to my locker, and when I glanced up at a fire alarm on the wall, it went off. We didn't have to go outside, and apparently someone had accidentally pulled it. I nearly threw my book bag across the hallway LOL

I was walking to my locker, and when I glanced up at a fire alarm on the wall, it went off. We didn't have to go outside, and apparently someone had accidentally pulled it. I nearly threw my book bag across the hallway LOL

How do you accidentally pull a fire alarm?



Really. Look at that thing

Last week, my art teacher drew a snake on my paper.

My student teacher in English has a stuffty rose tatooed on her inner arm, it looks like a rooster.

How do you accidentally pull a fire alarm?



Really. Look at that thing

***WARNING!!! FIRE ALARM NERD WARNING***

I know, it does seem odd, but apparently someone was helping with the Mentally Handicapped classroom and pulled a pullstation near the door. How they managed to do that to a double action T-bar, I have no idea, but thankfully, it only sounded about 7 rounds before they got it silenced. And actually, now recalling, we did have to go outside.

My friend has a Tactical Nuke sound in his phone, he sounded it, eveybody started yelling and crying "TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING, ITS OVER WHERE ALL GUNNA DIE" also, a boyfriend and girlfriend started kissing at that point. our class had to stay 10mins after school :3

Last week, my art teacher drew a snake on my paper.

You could report him for loveual harassment stuff. :panda:

One time an idiot who hangs out with my friends wrote a fake note to his teacher today saying:

"Sorry but Michael cannot bring his homework to school today as he has forgot to put it into his bag."

/facepalm

 I bought lots of school brownies and shaped them into a huge turd, then place them in the toilets.

 We bought chocolate milk in the cafeteria and mixed them with all sorts of stuff, then spill them all over the bathroom sink making it look like someone was had a vomit attack.  

 We made fun of the mustard boy at school, he also packed whole watermelons in his backpack.

 Started food fights.

 Placed false love notes into girls lockers.

 A classmate during PE stuff himself, he had diarrhea running down his leg.  

 While all the teachers were out a kid who had down syndrome stuff himself, then saw that as an opportunity to throw stuff at us.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2010, 08:06:08 AM by Riot »

I bought lots of school brownies and shaped them into a huge turd, then place them in the toilets.

 We bought chocolate milk in the cafeteria and mixed them with all sorts of stuff, then spill them all over the bathroom sink making it look like someone was had a vomit attack.  

 We made fun of the mustard boy at school, he also packed whole watermelons in his backpack.

 Started food fights.

Placed false love notes into girls lockers.

 A classmate during PE stuff himself, he had diarrhea running down his leg.  

 While all the teachers were out a kid who had down syndrome stuff himself, then saw that as an opportunity to throw stuff at us.
None of these are funny. Cept for bolded one.

I was sitting down at lunch, and I asked someone if they wanted my cookie, which was in my mouth, and before they could reply I spit it out in front of them, then the kid puked  :cookieMonster:

I slid my apple down the table and a girl picked it up a threw it at me.  :cookieMonster:

I have one.

I showed a folder filled with "Lose The Game" jokes to almost everyone in school (teachers and staff included). Then i left a Link on Some Computers that goes to the wikipedia topic for The Game.
it took them a while to find out what the game was
Whats "The Game"

 Back when I was still going to a public school, a big thunderstorm hit and the power went out. The only people you could hear screaming their heads off were the 8th graders.
 Chickool kids klubens.

I slid my apple down the table and a girl picked it up a threw it at me.  :cookieMonster:

Don't cut it short there, give some context. I wanna know if it hit you and, if so, how much it hurt.