Zombie survival; PK1M Pandemic

[Deus Ex]

Im not  going to comment on the above post since i just woke up.

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[Blaze0]

I'll post in a lil. I'm on my iPod touch. 2hard2type. Back on the computer.

I'll rephrase Skelo's post:

Percy

We beat through a few more zombies, and we get to the main entrance of the building.

Ryan: It's welded shut!

Percy: Step aside.

They all do, as I pull out my MAW and set it to Razor mode.

I begin to cut when the wall behind it starts bulging.

Max: Hurry!

Percy: Thirty seconds! That's all I ask!

I have now cut halfway through the door.

Ryan: Hurry Percy, hurry!

A fist pops through the wall behind us.

Percy: BINGO!

The door falls to the ground, to see Jessica outside, her insides pouring out.

Skelo: JESSICA!!!

Jessica: SCREEEEEECH

Jessica, or what she has become, lunges at Skelo. Skelo sidesteps to where the Jessicazombie hits me. I pull out my maw before she can harm me, and I blow her into 7 pieces with a Shotgun-Mode MAW.

John: Oooookool kids klubkk...this IS uncomfortable...

Thunder starts rolling through the clouds.

Percy: We have to make it to the top of the radio tower. We'll be safe there.

We rush down the street. I seem to run faster as I hum inspirational action music.

We bust down the front doors and run for the staircase, with a zombie on our tails.

As we break through the roof panel, we come through and I weld it back into place.

Percy: We're safe for now. Let's start a fire and rest for the night.

Ryan: You got it.

Max and Devin are able to start a fire, while Ryan and John sharpen their blades on their weapons.

I lean back and relax against the radio antenna until -

SHOOOOOOOOOOMMM

A bolt of lightning hits through the antenna. It goes right down it and strikes me. The last thing I remember before blacking out is hearing the others scream, and me being thrown off of the 6-story radio tower by the blast.

Ryan

I run to the edge as I see percy fall and hit the ground.

Ryan: Man down, man down!!!

John: PERCY!!!

Ryan: His fall isn't our only problem. There's a horde just down the street. I say we have 30 seconds before they sense his presence.

John: What do we do?!!

Ryan: Stand back.

I (ryan) back up a few feet from the edge. I get a running start, and jump.
It all seems to happen in slo-mo. I switch my own MAW to Wide-Range and shoot at the horde. It seems to make them explode into billions of pieces.

Ryan: WOOHOOYA!!! Oh, wait. AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

I scream as I fall down. I think this is it, but I land softly in a flower patch.
I see Percy beginning to regain consciousness.

Percy: Ugh...I could've used an extra thirty seconds, Ryan.

Ryan: Lets get you out of here.

I throw him over my shoulders and cart him back up the staircase.

Ryan: Wait. The zombie!

I dispose of it with one pistol shot.

Percy: Lets...lets go.

We go to the top of the tower, and everyone is glad to see both of us alright.

[Blaze0]

POSTED! Check it out, guys.

[Deus Ex]

What the fuuuuuuuck we said don't kill Jessica god damnit.

[Blaze0]

Skelo did, so I agreed. If she posts again, she can rejoin us.
Anyway, what'd you think of my LONG post? Please reply to it.

[Deus Ex]

Epic meh.

[Deus Ex]

Double toastage.

Devin: Two dead. For nothing.

John: Yeah, well...

Ryan: Guys, we need to haul ass right now!

The horde in the street comes running towards us. I take a machete from Skelo and start chopping my way through the horde.

John: Devin! What the forget are you doing? Get your ass back here!

Devin: I'm not leaving that human-processing plant standing! forget you guys, I'm finishing the job.

John: Don't be such a- aaargh! I hate that guy sometimes.

I finish hacking my way through the zombies and run back into the giant factory. The halls are empty as I dash into the generator room. I cut down the zombies guarding it and start throwing C4 all over the place.

I jump out the window and into a pile of trash, hitting my head on something hard. Before I pass out, I press the clacker.

The rest of the group looks at the giant chain explosions.

John: Rest In Pieces, asshat.

Back on my end, a man in a brown trench coat walks up to my body, along with two others.

???: Take him, we can use him... heh heh.

[Shadowed999]

Dammit you guys killed my baby momma eye candy.:(

[Strovbe]

hey guys. hi.

DON'T loving KILL OFF ANOTHER CHARACTER WITHOUT PERMISSION

What the hell is your problem? This is becoming so unorganized.

[Shadowed999]

Sup strovbe. :P

[Deus Ex]

I say we scratch out Jessica's death and say she just went missing for now.

[Jorici]

Name: Joseph Jorici
Location: Unknown
Equipment: Pistol

I screamed. Zombies everywhere. Everywhere. I am hiding in the furnace. I don't know where I am, or where the others are. One reaches it's fingers in the crack, and I kick the door open with all my might. It screeches and falls backwards, as I sprint with many zombies behind me towards the door. I had a burning desire to catch up with them. I sprang up the stairs and shut the heavy metal doors. Wait, they left me, I thought as I looked out the window. "THEY LEFT ME!" I shouted, and kicked the glass window. The metal door burst open and I jump out the second story window, landing on a pile of garbage. "Eugh, that's gonna take weeks to wash off." I said to myself. I ran on.

[Blaze0]

Deal. We dont see her again 'till she posts again.

Percy: I'm going after him.

Ryan: OHHH no. Not you. We aint having 4 deaths in a day.

Percy: How you know he's dead?

Ryan: ...

Percy: Here, take this.

I slide a small chip into the side of his MAW.

Percy: It's a walkie talkie. We can communicate from MAW2MAW.

Ryan: Testing, testing, come in Percy

Percy: Perfect. I'm going in!

I walk around the back to see a pair of legs being slid around the next corner. I run after them, and see Devin's shoes on the ground.

Percy: He must be alive. His shoes are on the ground.

Ryan: How does that give you the idea that he's alive?

Percy: It's just a gut feeli-

I black out.

Ryan: Percy? Percy?!! Come in Percy! Man down! Man down!

The camera rests above me as it spirals around going up towards the sky.

10 minutes later, I wake up.

Percy: Where am I?

????: Ask them.

Percy: Devin? Is that you? I can't see a thing in here!

Devin: I overheard them talking. Something about torture, a guy named Dr. Tesla, and something called the Power Prism.

Percy: We need to get out of here.

All of a sudden, the lights go on.

Both: OWWWWW

Percy: I hate going from dark to bright real fast!

????-1: Greetings, people.

????-2: Give it to us.

Percy: Give you what?

????-2: Don't play games with us.

Percy: Devin, you may think this is the end of the world, but these guys are going down.

I easily break out of the chair with the leftover zombie strength from my infection 2 months earlier.

????-1: Guards! Guards!!!

????-2: Who are you shouting to?

????-1: I dunno, I thought it would fit the mood.

????-2: Where were we? Oh yeah.

Both ????s: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I knock each of them unconscious, then free Devin.

Devin: Lets get out of here.

I bust down the wall.

I walk outside.

Percy: We were in the power plant?

Devin: I guess so.

We walk around the side of the building. We see the rest of our group, and they see us. When we are about 20 feet from walking to them, we fall.

Percy: I didn't know pitfall traps existed in America...








Hows that? Also, instead of calling it "our gang", lets call us the Surviving 6. Example: We walk around the corner and we see the rest of the Surviving Six.

Woa, Jorici's back! Lets meet back up with him if you want to.

[Deus Ex]

We all meet (excluding Joseph, for now)
in a bus and lock it don, barricading the doors and blacking out the windows.

Devin: I say we set some rules. So we don't lose people like we did.

John: Yeah, you're right. Any ideas anyone?

[Blaze0]

Percy: IDEA! IDEA!

Ryan: What are they?

Percy: We must share food equally.

John: What the forget.