The Salty Spitoon

[MrMulch]

I'm so tough, I ate a bowl of bears for breakfast.

Without any milk

[Ad Bot]

[tay104]

I'm so tough, I haven't paid my rent yet.

...Because I haven't seen my land lord today.

[TurnipBlog]

I'm so tough I did my homework...

...without any pens or pencils (with milk)

[Man 2]

I'm so tough, my muscles are bigger around than Jessica Simpson's waist.

[TeslaCoil]

I'm so tough I killed two stones with one bird!

[Plasmus]

I'm so tough i ate a cookie
Without any monsters

[Dodger]

I'm so tough, that I broke my arm.
While doing absolute nothing.

[-Pablo-]

I'm so milk
Without any nails

[Menen]

I'm so milk
Without any nails

Jesus loving christ this guy is legit.


I accidentally a bowl of milk.
Without any milk

[oromis]

I'm so tuff that I can spell stuffz like a kewl person.

[Sabbin]

I'm so tough I had a bowl of milk this morning.

Without any milk.

[Nikki]

I'm so tough, I had a bowl of milk this morning.

Without any bowl.

[NinjaMaster]

I'm so tough I stubbed my toe in my spice garden and I only cried for 25 minutes.

[kanew2000]

i spit salt
EXPLOSIVE SALT FROM CHEWING RAW PLUTONIUM AND GUNPOWDER.

[JD]

I'm so tough I've been banned before.
Without any milk.