These MSPaint adventures look like fun. Welcome to the Paint.net adventure called the Spectacular Adventure of Doctor Mike.
I don't plan to be linear, and will do most of whatever people ask, considering they're the first to post after I ask what to do. But I won't do incredulously stupid things. I have a limit. So try to make your post a bit sensible.
THE STORY SO FAR:
Mike has been living alone in his super mansion for the past 4 years, he inherited a gold watch that was really full of more gold and then sold it to someone for 60 bazillion dollars and then bought this cool house. He never has to work a day in his life again. He woke up this morning and had a delicious mexican italian chineese breakfast. After that he go his mail. His friend Nick arrived! Mike greeted him with a good raping. It turns out it was only a daydream and they take Mike's car to the slushie store and get shot in the face. After fighting his way through his subconscious, Mike and his friend are revived in Jamaica. Where they hijack a ship and somehow end up in the center of the earth. After being arrested, Mike's internal insticts kick in, and for some reason he turns into a Furry. This makes the guards stuff their pants and flee. After searching around they find some new weapons, and books. Long story short: They get out in a Jeep, and then, then I won't spoil it for you.
Only he's not really a Doctor so.
You are Mike. Right now you are the blob on top of your mattress. Your custom made alarm clock goes off.
GET UP YOU roosterSUCKER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you do?
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