Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[MegaScientifical]

[Ad Bot]

[Blooker]

I'm having a very intellectual conversation.

[Texan101]

Me: Hello.
Them: aahhh...ahh I'm a horny girl.
Me: Hmm...Seems Suspicious
Them: Come on and lick my wet pusillanimous individual, baby.
Them: I'm already naked.

I disconnected after that.

[Slugger]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like love.

Stranger: m

You: f

You: You like doggy?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: do you?

You: Yes

Stranger: favourite position?

You: 69

Stranger: excellent choice ;)

You: OH MY GOD NUCLEAR BOMB GRENADES

You: forget

You: THEY ALL OVER

You: SHOOT IN THE FACE

You: FUUCK

You: forget

Stranger: :S

You: DOGGY IS ON FIRE

You: stuff

[InFamous99]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: BILLY MAYS HERE LOOKING FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!!!

You: BILLY MAYS HERE LOOKING FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!!!

Stranger: helloo (:

You: HELLO THERE

You: I AM BILLY MAYS GHOST

You: AND BILLY MAYS HERE LOOKING FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!!!

Stranger: 18 female

You: I DONT GIVE A stuff ABOUT YOUR GENDER BECAUSE BILLY MAYS HERE LOOKING FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!!!

Stranger: are you hard?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'll try to post more every hour or few days, this is loving hilarious lol

[Eluxsam]

You: HI
Stranger: HI
You: Wanna have love?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Blooker]

Here's my chat log.



It appears we have made a good friendship. We will keep in touch.

[TomTheGeek²]

i was trolling as a 34 year old women.

[MyNameIsYou]

http://logs.omegle.com/cb5c49


Seducing them is fun lol

[MegaScientifical]

I'm trying to make jokes, but the people don't follow through.

Edit:

[MaroonCacti]

so i connect to a person and not only do they say asl they do this:

Stranger:ASL???????
<disconnect immediatly befor i even start typing>

[bµbbler]

this is loving desperate

[Tømpson]

Stranger: asl
You: Like ponies?
Stranger: yes
You: I luve you
Stranger: thank you
You: I would slam your snake in a locker any day.

[MaroonCacti]

this is loving desperate

my god.

[HellHound]

You: Hi.
Stranger: m 2o
You: Makes no sense.
Stranger: how's ur snake
You: forget off.

What did I do wrong?