Riddles, Riddles, and more...riddles...

[snot2]

air isnt oxygen :c

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[LeetZero]

Nope. When you breathe it, smell it, and feel it without even knowing.

Kids, here's how you feel oxygen WITH knowing!

1. Find a lead pipe or something.
2. Knock the wind out of yourself.
3. Wait until you can breathe and you'll feel it.

Oxygen does not smell.
What you feel is your (lungs?) pumping air.
Also the eventual impurities in the air. Air is not 100% O2.

[D.A.C.K]

They're both still the wrong answers.

[Proog]

Alternate answer for number 1 is that one of the children is his daughter.

[Seahorse]

A man walked into his house from work and found a pie. He ate the pie and went back to work. The man after a long day at work, came back and found the same pie waiting there even though he had eaten it. how is that possible?

[devildogelite]

Number 1- he's a priest.

Wrong, ones his daughter

[D.A.C.K]

Wrong, ones his daughter

They're both actually acceptable answers.

[TurnipBlog]

Well, I got one, it's kinda long though.

There's a man, he walks up into a fork in the rode, he wants to visit the town that does not lie, Yet, he only has the energy to walk into one town. There are men infront of each fork, neither can speak, yet can hear. What should he ask?

[TurnipBlog]

A man walked into his house from work and found a pie. He ate the pie and went back to work. The man after a long day at work, came back and found the same pie waiting there even though he had eaten it. how is that possible?

Also, there were 2 pies?

[Seahorse]

point the way to the town that does not lie

please

[TurnipBlog]

point the way to the town that does not lie

please

FFF-

you got it :c

[Commander sushi]

Heres a quick riddle.
What has two spines and millions of ribs

[Seahorse]

Two rich men having a barbecue

[TurnipBlog]

Two FAT men having a barbecue

[Bloody Mary]

Here's one:
A man and his son get in a car wreck.
The son is rushed to the OR, to which the surgeon says:
"I can't operate on him, he's my son."

Explain how this is possible.