Hmm, lemme think of an oldie, What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the day, and 3 at night?
What starts with "F" and ends with "uck?"
here's three good ones.Two fathers and two sons walk into a hamburger shop and buy three burgers, and all of them get their own.One was a step father? I really don't know.Why do birds fly south?Because it's too far to walk.A man walked into a bar and his skull was instantly cracked before he could do anythingWhat happened? He literally walked into a metal bar.
here's three good ones.Two fathers and two sons walk into a hamburger shop and buy three burgers, and all of them get their own.
5. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!"The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
put a glass of water on your head
or he stayed underwater and drowned
David's father has three sons, Snap, Krackel, and _______Who is the final son?
