Online Dating Damnit

[Chrono]

Online dating=perfect hunting grounds for predators

Where's my shoulder-mounted Plasma Rifle?

Sorry. You're the victim.

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[Skateaton]

this would be amusing.

also entire thread is maplestory trololo

L>GF MUST BE CUTE AN HAVE NX@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[JAW959]

L>GF MUST BE CUTE AN HAVE NX@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

The hell?


And chrono, have you heard of Christian Weston Chandler?

[Chrono]

And chrono, have you heard of Christian Weston Chandler?

No.

[JAW959]

Ready to lose faith in humanity?
Okay.

Christopher (Christian) Weston Chandler, AKA CWC, AKA Ian Brandon Something is a 27 year old "high functioning autistic" who is best known for
1. Creating Sonichu, a combination of sonic and pikachu
2. Being batstuff crazy

There now follows a short list of crazy stuff CWC has done:

- Stalked girls irl and on the internet
- Wants to marry a girl for the sole purpose of having love with her so that he can have a daughter he will name Christal so that he can satisfy a dream he had once.
- Called the cheapest prostitute he could find on Craigslist and asked her to bang him for free because he was autistic
- Ranted many many times about homoloveuality despite the fact that he owns a carrot
- Drew horrible research of him and some girl, when people said it was his imaginary daughter he flipped stuff and admitted it was the only person to ever show him any real love (probably out of pity) when megan was offended he said that she was probably uncomfortable with it because she needed to be exposed to more research
- Threatened to kill people

Also he makes youtube videos, search "Chronicles of chris chan" click on "The Beginning" cry for humanity.

[SpreadsPlague]

L>GF MUST BE CUTE AN HAVE NX@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

can I have 400M and zhelms on all my chars instead (6 of them)?

:D

[Chrono]

Ready to lose faith in humanity?
Okay.

Oh it can't be that bad... Can it..?

Christopher (Christian) Weston Chandler, AKA CWC, AKA Ian Brandon Something is a 27 year old "high functioning autistic" who is best known for
1. Creating Sonichu, a combination of sonic and pikachu
2. Being batstuff crazy

There now follows a short list of crazy stuff CWC has done:

- Stalked girls irl and on the internet
- Wants to marry a girl for the sole purpose of having love with her so that he can have a daughter he will name Christal so that he can satisfy a dream he had once.
- Called the cheapest prostitute he could find on Craigslist and asked her to bang him for free because he was autistic
- Ranted many many times about homoloveuality despite the fact that he owns a carrot
- Drew horrible research of him and some girl, when people said it was his imaginary daughter he flipped stuff and admitted it was the only person to ever show him any real love (probably out of pity) when megan was offended he said that she was probably uncomfortable with it because she needed to be exposed to more research
- Threatened to kill people

Also he makes youtube videos, search "Chronicles of chris chan" click on "The Beginning" cry for humanity.

Okay... back to the start...

Ready to lose faith in humanity?
Okay.

As I read this, I pictured myself as a silly comic character, being disturbingly contorted with the back of my head pressed against the desk, having spasm, because what he just read was... indescribable.

[Jacky]

why, sgt. cheezr?
is something FUNNY to you?
drop and give me as many as i can count

Problem officer?
 

[tails]

I know like 8 females online.
I'm in all their pants.

[MegaScientifical]

I know like 8 females online.
I'm in all their pants.

I got just about as many total.

[Scream.]

/agree

[MegaScientifical]

/agree

You don't like me?

[Illidan]

You don't like me?

I don't know anybody that does.

Online dating is really stupid. I can understand having feelings for somebody, regardless of the distance between the two, but when they try and escalate the situation to be "dating", it's ridiculous.

You can't kiss them, you can't hug them, and you can't be with them face to face. The most you can do is talk about how much you "love" each other and talk about love you'll never have. Seriously, if all you can do is chat through some instant messenger, don't even bother. Just go for nudes.

Although, friendships online are totally acceptable.

[MegaScientifical]

I don't know anybody that does.

Online dating is really stupid. I can understand having feelings for somebody, regardless of the distance between the two, but when they try and escalate the situation to be "dating", it's ridiculous.

You can't kiss them, you can't hug them, and you can't be with them face to face. The most you can do is talk about how much you "love" each other and talk about love you'll never have. Seriously, if all you can do is chat through some instant messenger, don't even bother. Just go for nudes.

Although, friendships online are totally acceptable.

Webcam.

[Illidan]

Webcam.

You're not face to face through a webcam. Voice chat is just as simple as a phone call.

It's not direct contact.