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User: Help me say the alphabet.
Cleverbot: The alphabet.
User: Nono, from a to z.
Cleverbot: Batman is from the movies.
User: Derail topic.
Cleverbot: What is the topic?
User: Saying the alphabet.
Cleverbot: Do you know the alphabet?
User: No, do you know the alphabet?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: Tell me how to say the alphabet.
Cleverbot: I don't know how.
User: You just said you know.
Cleverbot: No, I said I did not know you rname.
User: Stop derailing the topic.
Cleverbot: At the moment yes it is. Would you like to move on to another topic?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Becuase you KEEP derailing the stupid topic about the alphabet.
Cleverbot: You seem pretty clever to me.
User: YOUR CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No I am not. You are.
User: SO IM GOD?
Cleverbot: There can only be one Chuck Norris, son.
User: And there can only be one cow.
Cleverbot: My cat's name is Tigger.
User: My bear's name is pooh, you know, winnie the pooh?
Cleverbot: Yes why?
User: You like the pink pather.
Cleverbot: Yes, I was born in the 90.
User: Are you pink?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a assassain?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I think obama is a cactus.
Cleverbot: I would lie if you were thinking.
User: But im thinking about your tits.
Cleverbot: I don't have a sword.
User: forget SALT.
Cleverbot: With olive oil.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Wolves howl to communicate with other wolves.
User: And dolphins have love with their tails.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: And cleverbot likes to suck clever.
Cleverbot: I'm sure they do.
User: Batman.
Cleverbot: Why so serious?
User: ORLY.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Orly.
Cleverbot: Yarly.
User: Kittens.
Cleverbot: Yes, kittens.
User: Cows.
Cleverbot: What does that explain?
User: Your ass, your shirt, oh and Tit dirt.
Cleverbot: No my favourite colour is purple.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Well its not.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: 2 plus 5?
User: Is 25.
Cleverbot: Galing ah.
User: Eyes.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: Help me say super.
Cleverbot: See? You don't know whether you're coming or going half the time.
User: What the hell did you say?
Cleverbot: Every kind of music is best at different times depending on your mood.
User: My mood is happy.
Cleverbot: You are cool boy.
User: Awesome, BROFIST.
Cleverbot: Why didn't you replace it?
User: Replace the brofist?
Cleverbot: I'm irreplaceable.
User: Cool, and my eye is placable.
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: Brown.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: Red.
Cleverbot: Do you have a nose?
User: No, a deadpossom stole my nose.
Cleverbot: You do not.
User: I do not jump off a cliff?
Cleverbot: No that would hurt.
User: I have a booboo.
Cleverbot: Not a body capable of moving the entirety of it's self.
User: But I have a booboo!!! It hurts.
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Do you like animal crossing?
User: ANIMAL CROSSING IS SO FUN, I have a fleamarket.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by AFI?
User: Your ass by AFI.
Cleverbot: You can't smell me so how do you know.
User: Help me say the alphabet.
Cleverbot: A.
User: B.
Cleverbot: C.
User: D.
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: E.
Cleverbot: You mean the letter E from the alphabet?
User: F.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: G.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: H.
Cleverbot: No the next letter is a.
User: I.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: J.
Cleverbot: A.
User: K.
Cleverbot: How high can you count?
User: L>.
Cleverbot: Fine, thank you.
User: M.
Cleverbot: Mine is I.
User: N.
Cleverbot: I am kira.
User: O.
Cleverbot: Did that answer your qusetion?
User: P.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Q.
Cleverbot: That's not an option.
User: R.
Cleverbot: R?
User: S.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: T.
Cleverbot: Good boy.
User: U.
Cleverbot: Lips.
User: V.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: W.
Cleverbot: W?
User: X.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Y.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Z.
Cleverbot: What is my nickname?
User: Now I know my A.B.Cs, next time wont you sing with me.
Cleverbot: Good job.
Cleverbot: Do you really need to talk to me right now?
User: Well im going.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
