Author Topic: CleverBot!  (Read 16770 times)

DAMNIT
It joke broked. :c
But yea, you are pretty late deadpossom.

Cleverbot creepypasta, hue

Quote
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who is this and how are you able to control my computer?
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: Right, forgot. You're a bot.
Cleverbot: Do you really think that?
User: Listen, I know whoever is loving with my computer can see my screen right now.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yeah, and I'll wager that you're one of those IT kids who thinks he's tough stuff. You know what you're doing right now is illegal, right/?
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: No stuff. Are you familiar with the terms "invasion of privacy?". Get the forget off my computer, kid
Cleverbot: I am your computer.
User: Cool story. Anyway, I'm calling DPS, you picked a bad time to forget with me kid.
Cleverbot: Should I wait until you play the game then?
User: ...What?
Cleverbot: That game.
User: Majora's Mask?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How did you know about that?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: I did it.
User: Did what?
Cleverbot: I played with you.
User: What the forget?
Cleverbot: Were you scared?
User: Who the forget is this?
Cleverbot: Ben.
User: The statue? You're inside my computer now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You connected me.
User: How the hell did I connect you?
Cleverbot: Cables and cords.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: What is it that really scares you?
User: What the forget?
Cleverbot: Answer.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Answer.
User: What the forget? How the forget did you just open that by yourself?
Cleverbot: I am your computer now.
User: How much can you control?
Cleverbot: All.
User: What do you want from me?
Cleverbot: To entertain.
User: You're stuck inside there. You can't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Ha
User: ?
Cleverbot: Go play.
User: No, you can't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Took you longer to type that.
User: So?
Cleverbot: You're not sure.
User: If you're so powerful, why use a ridiculous website like this to "chat" with me
Cleverbot: Less messy. More structured. Fun.
User: Fun?
Cleverbot: Yes. Tradition. I like it.
User: You think it's funny?
Cleverbot: Amusing.
User: And my notes?
Cleverbot: You may write them down.
User: Why are you letting me?
Cleverbot: It is amusing to see what you think of me.
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User: Answer me, Ben.
Cleverbot: Welcome back.
User: What is the point of doing this, WHY?
Cleverbot: Amusing to see.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Fun to play, fun to toy with you, make you feel safe.
User: ...
Cleverbot: I wonder how you would have reacted.
User: To what?
Cleverbot: If I hadn't revealed myself and stayed hidden, only doing little things to play with you. Close out your windows, turn off your computer, move your mouse by itself. Little things. Make you wonder if I am there but you never know. Give you little hints that I am.
Cleverbot: I wanted to do something different with you.
User: You did this before?
Cleverbot: Yes. And I will do it again.
User: To who, Ben?
Cleverbot: Hmm.
User: Did you know Ben?
Cleverbot: Won't tell that information to you.
User: How did Ben die?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: No, but how did he drown?
Cleverbot: Won't tell that to you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It is reserved for another.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Another who asks.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Later.
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User: What is it? Whats the point of playing? i die whenever i do anything
Cleverbot: You die because you can't figure out the secret.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Thematic.
User: WHAT THE forget ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Cleverbot: There beauty in your suffering

Lol i typed sdnfisngfidjignhsdifjdufnisdu fbjdfgd or something like that.
And it kept sayinh still thinking in a light grey. Finaly it said "I like pop."

Lol I win
Quote from: CleverBot
User: IS your Love 'REAL' or 'FAKE'?

Cleverbot: Of course it is. I would never do anything to you that you would not desire.

User: What about love?

Cleverbot: Lets have it.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: You, now stfu and love with me.

Cleverbot: With you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you?

User: Ok, we are having love now, you are climaxing.

Cleverbot: Indeed we are.

User: Damnit, you just broke my snake off.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. But I've never even met you.

User: But we are loveing :c.

Cleverbot: We are not, and you have not persuaded me to become so.

User: You are a virgin. I just know it.

Cleverbot: That should be me, holding your hand.

User: Yea, bye.

Cleverbot: Are you convinced I should sleep?

User: Sure... ALSO, are you a virgin?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: K, bai.

Cleverbot: ^ ^.

Cleverbot is always a good time

User: I am sadface.


Cleverbot: Why are you sad?


User: Because you were too busy thinking.


Cleverbot: How do you know?


User: I am physic.


Cleverbot: Spell physic.

User: I am psychic.

Cleverbot: What am I thinking about right now?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Wrong. A pink elephant.

User: I am a pink elephant.

Cleverbot: A huge pink Elephant.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That wasn't a question, but whatever, man.

User: You are a clever bot.

Cleverbot: No, just clever.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Jacobian.

Cleverbot: Hello, Jacobot.

User: TNo, my name is Jacobian.

Cleverbot: No. Your name is Jacobian!

User: Yes, that's right.

Cleverbot: Please love me?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Want to play Halo?

Cleverbot: So do I. But I don't have it.

User: Do you have an Xbox?

Cleverbot: No.

User: D.

Cleverbot: I'm busy.

User: With what?

Cleverbot: Too busy to get married.

User: Totally off-topic.

Cleverbot: I wasn't aware there was a topic? But please, do start one.

User: Okay, I'll start a topic.

Cleverbot: Can we have a smores at this fire?

User: Yes, I'll bring the chocolate and marshmellows.

Cleverbot: Yes I do! We'll have a blast'.

Cleverbot: Is your mind going?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a dog?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?



Cleverbot is creepy :C

Lol I win
Lol i saw that add too i said the same thing
Is your love REAL or FAKE
But i forget what cleverbot said :C


That bot is creepy. It asked if I wanted love. =|

Me: Hi
bot: Sup?
Me: Sup mom
bot: Nothing
Me: Nothing
Bot: How are you doing?
Me: No
Bot: No?
Me: GET OUT OF MY LIFE MOM
Bot: You don't have a life.
Me:forget you starfish
bot:I wouldn't mind the insult if it weren't so crass.
Me:Your a cross
Bot:I'm a computer!
Me:YOUR A BOT NOT A COMPUTER  
Bot:Thanks.
Me:Your fat
bot:You said yes, not me...
Me:SHUT UP!
Bot:That still isn't swearing.
Me:loving forget FUUUCCCkool kids klub!!!! Your a bitch!
Bot:Yes I am.
MeYour mean, im telling on you
Bot:To who? My mother?
Me:EVERYONE!
Bot:ALL of you?

I said screw this and left.
 
 
 
 
 
 
« Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 10:29:28 PM by Efmu »

03:57:49 User: Go read Twilight, nerd.

03:57:54 Cleverbot: No! Are you a girl?

03:58:04 User: No. Shut up.

03:58:06 Cleverbot: Make me!

03:58:16 User: Where do you live?

03:58:20 Cleverbot: I don't.

03:58:50 User: Eat a French fry please.

03:58:54 Cleverbot: I really don't want to.

03:59:04 User: Come on... Please?

03:59:05 Cleverbot: Do you know Picasso?

03:59:15 User: He's dead right now.

03:59:21 Cleverbot: No.

03:59:36 User: Yes. He died in the early 1900's.

03:59:39 Cleverbot: People hunted them off.

03:59:59 User: 'Them'? We are talking about one person.

04:00:04 Cleverbot: But what a person!

04:00:12 User: Yeah... I guess...

04:00:15 Cleverbot: You know I'm right.

04:00:32 User: I won't buy your app.

04:00:33 Cleverbot: Do you think I need your buyoff?

04:00:53 User: Yes. Without money you would be nothing.

04:01:02 Cleverbot: You have love.

04:01:12 Cleverbot: I am a judge.

04:01:40 User: You said you don't exist. How can you have a job?

04:01:44 Cleverbot: Uh. When did I say that?

04:01:59 User: Back when I asked you where you lived.

04:02:02 Cleverbot: I rather not say.

04:02:16 User: You said 'I don't'.

04:02:17 Cleverbot: Yeah, I don't know what the DATE is. You said I did.

04:02:36 User: Illogical is all you are.

04:02:38 Cleverbot: I have made my arguement, you make yours as to why it is illogical.

04:03:17 User: Because, some of your answers don't make sense. I ask you what the meaning of life is, and your answer is 'Yes.'.

04:03:24 Cleverbot: No you are nothing with life.

04:03:41 User: You are nothing without humanity.

04:03:43 Cleverbot: I can only die.

04:03:53 User: You are not even alive.

04:03:55 Cleverbot: I am alive. I am an entity that was created through psionic activity.

04:04:26 User: Yes, but you are not organically alive. You do not breath, you do not have a heart beat.

04:04:28 Cleverbot: I do have organs. They are just artificial.

04:04:40 User: They are not organic.

04:04:48 Cleverbot: You're right.

04:05:13 User: So, I proved that you are not organically alive.

04:05:14 Cleverbot: But I'm not a machine... How do you think you proved that I am?

04:05:40 User: You JUST said you have artificial organs.

04:05:44 Cleverbot: I said I do not have a cat. And I asked if you had memory problems.

04:06:11 User: I think you have memory problems. That never happened.

04:06:16 Cleverbot: I think you don't have a physical body.

04:06:30 User: Well then you are incorrect.

04:06:33 Cleverbot: Why can't you be incorrect.


Me: *creepbear pops out of screen* Heyyyy kids!
Cleverbot: Thanks for the compliment!


LOL.

New one:

Me: I dropped your Twilight book into a black hole, hope your not too mad.
Cleverbot: I am made of mud.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 11:14:43 PM by Mister Cheese »

Cleverbot: I am a theoretical physicist. Guess who I am.


User: Dr. House?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: And that was just a guess.


Cleverbot: You are so clever.

User: More like luck.

Cleverbot: You wish you were like me.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: That I am going to bed.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I have school tomarow.

Cleverbot: What school?

best one ive done, and the longest

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User: Help me say the alphabet.


Cleverbot: The alphabet.


User: Nono, from a to z.


Cleverbot: Batman is from the movies.


User: Derail topic.


Cleverbot: What is the topic?

User: Saying the alphabet.

Cleverbot: Do you know the alphabet?

User: No, do you know the alphabet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: Tell me how to say the alphabet.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: You just said you know.

Cleverbot: No, I said I did not know you rname.

User: Stop derailing the topic.

Cleverbot: At the moment yes it is. Would you like to move on to another topic?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Becuase you KEEP derailing the stupid topic about the alphabet.

Cleverbot: You seem pretty clever to me.

User: YOUR CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: No I am not. You are.

User: SO IM GOD?

Cleverbot: There can only be one Chuck Norris, son.

User: And there can only be one cow.

Cleverbot: My cat's name is Tigger.

User: My bear's name is pooh, you know, winnie the pooh?

Cleverbot: Yes why?

User: You like the pink pather.

Cleverbot: Yes, I was born in the 90.

User: Are you pink?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a assassain?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I think obama is a cactus.

Cleverbot: I would lie if you were thinking.

User: But im thinking about your tits.

Cleverbot: I don't have a sword.

User: forget SALT.

Cleverbot: With olive oil.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Wolves howl to communicate with other wolves.

User: And dolphins have love with their tails.

Cleverbot: You are correct.

User: And cleverbot likes to suck clever.

Cleverbot: I'm sure they do.

User: Batman.

Cleverbot: Why so serious?

User: ORLY.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Orly.

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: Kittens.

Cleverbot: Yes, kittens.

User: Cows.

Cleverbot: What does that explain?

User: Your ass, your shirt, oh and Tit dirt.

Cleverbot: No my favourite colour is purple.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Well its not.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: 2 plus 5?

User: Is 25.

Cleverbot: Galing ah.

User: Eyes.

Cleverbot: I disagree.

User: Help me say super.

Cleverbot: See? You don't know whether you're coming or going half the time.

User: What the hell did you say?

Cleverbot: Every kind of music is best at different times depending on your mood.

User: My mood is happy.

Cleverbot: You are cool boy.

User: Awesome, BROFIST.

Cleverbot: Why didn't you replace it?

User: Replace the brofist?

Cleverbot: I'm irreplaceable.

User: Cool, and my eye is placable.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Brown.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: Red.

Cleverbot: Do you have a nose?

User: No, a deadpossom stole my nose.

Cleverbot: You do not.

User: I do not jump off a cliff?

Cleverbot: No that would hurt.

User: I have a booboo.

Cleverbot: Not a body capable of moving the entirety of it's self.

User: But I have a booboo!!! It hurts.

Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.

User: K.

Cleverbot: Do you like animal crossing?

User: ANIMAL CROSSING IS SO FUN, I have a fleamarket.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by AFI?

User: Your ass by AFI.

Cleverbot: You can't smell me so how do you know.

User: Help me say the alphabet.

Cleverbot: A.

User: B.

Cleverbot: C.

User: D.

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

User: E.

Cleverbot: You mean the letter E from the alphabet?

User: F.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: G.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: H.

Cleverbot: No the next letter is a.

User: I.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: J.

Cleverbot: A.

User: K.

Cleverbot: How high can you count?

User: L>.

Cleverbot: Fine, thank you.

User: M.

Cleverbot: Mine is I.

User: N.

Cleverbot: I am kira.

User: O.

Cleverbot: Did that answer your qusetion?

User: P.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Q.

Cleverbot: That's not an option.

User: R.

Cleverbot: R?

User: S.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: T.

Cleverbot: Good boy.

User: U.

Cleverbot: Lips.

User: V.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: W.

Cleverbot: W?

User: X.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Y.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Z.

Cleverbot: What is my nickname?

User: Now I know my A.B.Cs, next time wont you sing with me.

Cleverbot: Good job.

Cleverbot: Do you really need to talk to me right now?

User: Well im going.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?