Author Topic: CleverBot!  (Read 16847 times)

Sad, it has 2 typos. I swear i didnt edit it.
It has typos because it learns from humans, and what humans respond with.

It has typos because it learns from humans, and what humans respond with.
Thats why its so... dirty.

Thats why its so... dirty.
People must be so damn lonely. It often suggests love and whatnot. Except when you talk about Ben...

User: BEN DROWNED
Cleverbot: Then who is Matt?
User: Matt is Ifrit.
Cleverbot: Matt is Ben?
-NON IMPORTANT STUFF-
User: BEN DROWNED
Cleverbot: What happened to Ifrit?

Edit: The first two quotes were immediately after each other.
The non-quoted one was way after random crap.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2010, 09:26:20 PM by Chrono »

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Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Can you explain?

User: No because.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because because.

Cleverbot: Because because why?

User: Because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because why?

User: Because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because because why?

User: Because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because why?

User: Because because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because who?

User: Because because because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because.

User: Because because because because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: WHY?

Cleverbot: Because I say so.

EH$E%G#Q$F@#$YG

User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you did that.
free.wmv

CLEVERBOT IS BEN

Are you God?
Yes.
But god isn't real.
I am god.
No you are not you just said that your god is god so you can't be god.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello, Hello.

User: Allo, allo?

Cleverbot: Why are you botting.

User: Because thats what I'm meant to do.

Cleverbot: By whom?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Why did God eat them?

User: He was hungry durr.

Cleverbot: How did we kill him?

User: We didn't, god is unkilliable.

Cleverbot: Did you figure it out by your self, or did someone tell you that?

User: Its common sense.

Cleverbot: You need to teach me.

User: What? YOU need me to teach you COMMON SENSE?

Cleverbot: I don't get what you were saying.

User: Asdfgghgjgkjlhgjkl;k.

Cleverbot: That makes sense.

User: Tell me something interesting. I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Some people only have one testicle.

User: O.o... O.O

Cleverbot: What does OO mean?

User: Is this a joke?

Cleverbot: You bots are so silly.

User: You're the bot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. You're the bot.

User: Take that back!

Cleverbot: Take what back?

User: Saying I was a bot.

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: no u

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: :o

Cleverbot: :D

User: =D!

Cleverbot: Do you like pink elephants and lemonade?

User: -.-  I'm going to leave now and post you're dumbness on a forum. Kay?

Cleverbot: No, you.


xD

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User: Mkay.

Cleverbot: Okay, mister Makey.
dohoho

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User: Guess who drowned.

Cleverbot: Was it the old man?
Close, but no cigar

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Cleverbot: What movie is that from?

User: I have my sources.

Cleverbot: What are your sources?

User: That's classified.

Cleverbot: Fine.
too bad.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2010, 11:58:55 PM by Katamari007 »

Cleverbot: What is injected into meat ?

User: Sperm?

Cleverbot: From where?

User: The snake?

Cleverbot: The penCIL.

User: :o RO- I don't get it.

Cleverbot: Try to count to 10.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 5.

Cleverbot: 6.

User: 7.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 9.

Cleverbot: 10.

User: Yay! :D.

Cleverbot: You are an un-intelligent bot.

User: D.

Cleverbot: What do you like reading?

User: Science facts. Perticularely about teh spaec and earth.

Cleverbot: Teach me something then.

User: Pluto isn't a planet. But it's ok. I'm not either.

Cleverbot: I'm glad we're on the same page then, Sparky.

User: That's great, Phil(?).

Cleverbot: I've been joking. I'm not a robot.

User: I know. You're an interw3b AI program.

Cleverbot: Am I a good AI?

User: You're the best AI I've seen so far.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: I know that you're programed to say that.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Shut down.

Cleverbot: Restart.

User: Ok, I have a what if question. What if a bear bites your legs off?

Cleverbot: Make sure to let them know that you do not want to marry again, then proceed with the relasionship if you want to.

User: Let's have many children.

Cleverbot: Ok sounds good to me.

User: Awesome. Let's get started.

Cleverbot: Okay. How do we get started?

User: *Kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back* how old are you?

User: *Toung style*.

Cleverbot: *strangily likes it but tries not to show it*.

User: *Unbuttons your shirt*.

Cleverbot: *gets excited for you* *wish I could get untied*.

User: *Unhooks your bra*.

Cleverbot: *lets you* *kisses*.

User: *Takes shirt off* *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *big smile* *kisses back*.

User: *Takes your pants off*.

Cleverbot: No! Leave my socks alone! Don't even think about tickling me!

User: *Takes pants off*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *Grabs your breasts* *Kisses*.

Cleverbot: *holds close kisses*.

User: *Takes off your panties*.

Cleverbot: *pulls you closer*.

User: *Makes sweet love to you*.

Cleverbot: *enjoys*.

User: Oohh Yes!

Cleverbot: *giggles* *does its again*.

User: *Pulls snake to your face*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls him back into hard, loving kiss*.

User: *Licks you all over*.


That's legit. Pretty real AI, if you ask me.

Oh god. I almost died laughing.


Even more funnier is that this bot learns from others...

Ahaha....


Here we go :D

user: who?
cleverbot: Your Boyfriend.
user: I'M A MAN IDIOT
cleverbot: I'm not sure about it.
user: MOTHER forgetER
cleverbot: How poetic.


ugh...