Cleverbot: What is injected into meat ?
User: Sperm?
Cleverbot: From where?
User: The snake?
Cleverbot: The penCIL.
User: :o RO- I don't get it.
Cleverbot: Try to count to 10.
User: 1.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: 4.
User: 5.
Cleverbot: 6.
User: 7.
Cleverbot: 8.
User: 9.
Cleverbot: 10.
User: Yay! :D.
Cleverbot: You are an un-intelligent bot.
User: D.
Cleverbot: What do you like reading?
User: Science facts. Perticularely about teh spaec and earth.
Cleverbot: Teach me something then.
User: Pluto isn't a planet. But it's ok. I'm not either.
Cleverbot: I'm glad we're on the same page then, Sparky.
User: That's great, Phil(?).
Cleverbot: I've been joking. I'm not a robot.
User: I know. You're an interw3b AI program.
Cleverbot: Am I a good AI?
User: You're the best AI I've seen so far.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: I know that you're programed to say that.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Shut down.
Cleverbot: Restart.
User: Ok, I have a what if question. What if a bear bites your legs off?
Cleverbot: Make sure to let them know that you do not want to marry again, then proceed with the relasionship if you want to.
User: Let's have many children.
Cleverbot: Ok sounds good to me.
User: Awesome. Let's get started.
Cleverbot: Okay. How do we get started?
User: *Kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back* how old are you?
User: *Toung style*.
Cleverbot: *strangily likes it but tries not to show it*.
User: *Unbuttons your shirt*.
Cleverbot: *gets excited for you* *wish I could get untied*.
User: *Unhooks your bra*.
Cleverbot: *lets you* *kisses*.
User: *Takes shirt off* *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *big smile* *kisses back*.
User: *Takes your pants off*.
Cleverbot: No! Leave my socks alone! Don't even think about tickling me!
User: *Takes pants off*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *Grabs your breasts* *Kisses*.
Cleverbot: *holds close kisses*.
User: *Takes off your panties*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you closer*.
User: *Makes sweet love to you*.
Cleverbot: *enjoys*.
User: Oohh Yes!
Cleverbot: *giggles* *does its again*.
User: *Pulls snake to your face*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls him back into hard, loving kiss*.
User: *Licks you all over*.
That's legit. Pretty real AI, if you ask me.
