Three word story!

[Ningyou]

my pants, because

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[The Doctor]

I saw your

[Talent74]

mom naked in

[Monocle]

the vegetable aisle

[Ningyou]

and she's hot.

[cucumberdude]

I really enjoy

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Killing my wife

[cucumberdude]

which a large

[Ningyou]

snake in her

[BadMushrooms]

fresh octopus jam

[MegaScientifical]

and peanut butter.

[Ningyou]

I'm going to

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kiss Rob. He

[Momentum]

Said he would

[Jorici]

give me three