Talk him up

: Duuuude, suuup?

: Uh, nothing much. Are you hii?

: Only a liiiittle bit. Did you just, like, come in through that portal or somethin?

: Yeah, a gnome let me through.

: Mmmmm. I could go for a gnome right now.

: I got a fierce case of the munchies.

: Alright, so, where am I exactly?

: Chilax, dude. You're in the Hipster Haven. The Mega Loft Complex.

: The say what now?

: Just go outside, bro.