[100x70] Menen's Search for the Magical Milkshake - Under new management!

[Menen]

Too late he's already making the update.

Screw you Tingalz >:|

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[Tingalz]

Screw you Tingalz >:|

why do you hate me menen

[Qwepir]

The chandelofa goes out and Doomcop's suit provides illumination.

Doomcop goes to open the chest while Menen stands in the corner and-


It's a mimic. Seriously? It had EYES and everything what is wrong with you?

[Scarpelt]

DUCK

[Tingalz]

OH CHRIST KICK THE stuff OUT OF IT

[Blaze0]

Kick it, then attempt to open other chest.

[Menen]

SHOOT IT WITH YOUR SCIENCE GUN

[Qwepir]

OH CHRIST KICK THE stuff OUT OF IT

Kick it

You kick it's teeth in. It's harmless now.

[Menen]

Now reach inside and see if it is holding anything

Menen: Open the final chest

[Qwepir]

Now reach inside and see if it is holding anything

D'aww it's got the key

Menen: Open the final chest

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[Menen]

STOP BRINGING HIM BACK

Anyways say hello to the slime thing

[Legodude77]

say hello to the slime thing

[Qwepir]

The mimic won't say anything, so Doomcop tries to take the key. It won't let go so he just puts it on his head.

: Didn't that thing just try to eat you? Why are you putting it on your head?
: No, it didn't. The man-eating chest tried to eat me. These little guys are nearly defenseless carnivores due to some bad evolutionary joke, so they hide in those sentient chests to get food. In return, the chest sucks their life energy away. It's some sort of horrifying symbiosis. Besides, the chests only eat people, I was in no danger of becoming someone's lunch.

[comr4de]

its adorable



give it a hug


take the zoge couch with you

[Tingalz]

its adorable



give it a hug


take the zoge couch with you

He's not going to just put the couch in his pocket, is he?