What Happens After You Die?

[steve5451]

if (Christianity = true);

{
     Suck Gods_richard.mdl
}

else

{
     Goto Hell.mdl
}

Fix'd

[Ad Bot]

[Solid]

I TURN YOU INTO PAPER AND PRINT THE BIBLE ON YOU

FFF

[fawkes..]

I think that you are born as a new person but have absolutely no memory of anything , it's just like starting again.

[shafin25]

Here's an idea.
You try it.
And come back to tell us.
If you can

[AgentPikmin]

inb4r-

inb4religionwar

Damnit

[Uxie]

People will play the song "Ding-Dong the Witch is dead" at my funeral.

[brickybob]

I'm seriously having negative thoughts about your intelligence right now.

I started having doubts when I read his name.

[Kalphiter]

if (Christianity = true);

{
     Suck Gods_richard.mdl
}

That automatically sets Christianity to true, and (Christianity = true) makes "true", thus making everyone a Christian.

Also:

[Mr.Interceptor]

We turn to fire?

[Stick Man]

I read the title and thought of "Perception"

[WhoDa?]

After you die you're dead.

[Kalphiter]

After you die, an autopsy is done to find out that dying was your cause of death.

[WhoDa?]

an autopsy is done to find out that dying was your cause of death.

Cause; Died out of curiosity.

[snot2]

people are dead when they die

[Mr.Interceptor]

people are dead when they die

inb4
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