You have thirty minutes of life left.

[Isjix]

Make the biggest fart ever, and live.

[Ad Bot]

[fawkes..]

I'd go say bye to my family then go lie in the snow until i died

[Raeyok]

I'd make a cloning machine and then clone myself right before dying.

[Alpha Command]

I'm confused.

Ok, explanation:
You to your GF: I'm gonna die I love you.
Your GF: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Next day]
Your GF's Friend: Lol your boyfriend had love with me last night!
Your GF: NNNOOOOOOOOO HE DIDNT REALLY LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[shafin25]

Think of how short my life was and how much I've learn't.
Say goodbye to everyone.
Get some snacks.
Eat them slowly, while watching a video, waiting for death.

[TechnoPop]

Watch research.

Rape every girl donw the street

[Tokerovin]

Boats 'n Hoes.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Spend the last time of my life helping people out

[AssassinDevil2]

I'd pretend life is GTA, or L4D2.

[Madmitten]

im going to break stuff with a baseball bat

[alex dude]

[carolcat]

Go to the ER.
 -OR-
Get a time machine. Go back in time to the point where I ate the burrito.  Make sure I don't eat it.

[Shinedown]

Bang My Hot Mom.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Bang My Hot Mom.

I am going to save this quote, find your mother's(father's/family's) email, and give her this quote.

This is inappropriate to say about your own mother.

[Madmitten]

I am going to save this quote, find your mother's(father's/family's) email, and give her this quote.

This is inappropriate to say about your own mother.

totally